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Girls Sketching Out...

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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
OK, im sick and tired of this. the one girl who has made me question my freshman year singleness is just... i dunno. Its like, I def. feel like there's something there between us. ive stuck around and we havent even hooked up but i still want it. and this girl is like a female player, the biggest i ever met, but she keeps me around. and its not even like she's hooking up with a ton of guys, she just always leads one on for a few weeks. but then again, shes kept me around for an extra long while. ive only gotten good advice from two people but they were both contradicting so i just more input and shit.


This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.
Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.
I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.
Put a smile on the front of your head.'


i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420
Dec 16 2003 12:59AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
Do you really think that you’re going to end up w/ her? Is that what you’re looking for? Just have fun. You’re only a freshman in college...go for it, why not?
Dec 16 2003 1:25AM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
thats it courtney! i needed a girl in on this.


This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.
Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.
I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.
Put a smile on the front of your head.'


i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420
Dec 16 2003 2:03AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
you're such a gomer


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
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Dec 16 2003 4:07AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
just ask her out, why are you guys such pussies?

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Dec 16 2003 5:33AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
cause girls are really scary.

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Dec 16 2003 6:27AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah really if ur a freshman in college and dont have the balls to ask a girl out, then we have some problems. ur in a college with thousands of ppl... whos gonna know if ur turned down, what do u got to lose?


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Dec 16 2003 7:44AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
You don't wanna ask her out. Just invite her over to your room to watch a movie, turn on the porn, and if she doesn't leave, you're getting some ass.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan
Whistler Sucks
Dec 16 2003 7:47AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
i would advise against porn! put on a chick flick. yeah i know it hurts to watch but your dick with thank you later!




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 16 2003 8:34AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
i would advise against porn! put on a chick flick. yeah i know it hurts to watch but your dick with thank you later!




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 16 2003 8:34AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
no no no the porn will definately work. it will get her turned on so she wont be able to resist you at the moment.


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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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Dec 16 2003 8:44AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Look, any dumb bitch will stay to watch a chick flick, but a true hottie will stay for the porn. It's the ultimate test. If she stays, she's good. If she leaves, she's the kind of girl you don't want.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan
Whistler Sucks
Dec 16 2003 8:46AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
ya i say just go for it all and if it doesnt work out, who cares. its not like HS where it'll be a big deal
Dec 16 2003 8:49AM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
OK OK, first, its not a question of dating, its a question... fuck yes it is... fuckin lightbulb there. whatever, shits gonna heal itself over break and everything'll be kosher when we get back as long as i dont fuck anything up on drunken dial.


This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.
Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.
I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.
Put a smile on the front of your head.'


i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420
Dec 16 2003 9:05AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
hahaha a female player. don't see too many of them around. like courtney said just have fun. if you get some ass or a nice gf in the end then its all good. if you don't then hey theres only a couple thousand more girls at your school i'm sure.
h3o films
Dec 16 2003 10:18AM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
you do not want a chick you have to chase. shes keeping you around to boost her ego and fuck with you. get the hell out. your only hope is to run into her in a few months, preferably drunk and act like a jerky badass that doesnt give a fuck about her, then take her home, bang her and never talk to her again. but dont worry, she'll call you cuz she'll want your bonewair baad at this point.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
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Dec 16 2003 10:50AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
^Hahahaha! Sounds like a valid piece of advice to me.
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