So it's my b-day. Im 20. I went to see bad santA. Funny shit. So I was drinkin beer in the theatre and disrupting people..so I went to the back corner so I could make rude and obnoxious comments in peace. I had to piss, but I didn;t want to miss any movie. So I grabbed a beer can and started to piss in it.....I was just getting warmed up when all of a sudden the first can was full.....had to graba second.....my buddy passed me one....soon that was full too.. It was gettin sketchy, piss started to spray.....i was tempted to just let er rip on the floor...I had to go so bad...wasn't even half done....started on my 3rd can, and by this time the girl I was with came back from getting popcorn and was wondering what the hell I was doing...then she figured it out and started laughing so hard......everyone in the theatre was looking....the third can was almost full when the flow stopped....thank 'someone powerful'. bad santa was funny shit.
im out.....it's time for my birthday date with palmela handerson
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