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How To Make Love

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caylorswift
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.


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Dec 10 2003 5:09PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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that should be taught in sex ed. good procedure
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Dec 10 2003 5:11PM
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Ds91260
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wha?......i dont get it?....





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Dec 10 2003 5:16PM
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J.D.
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Hahaha classic, gotta love the last note
Dec 10 2003 5:19PM
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icecreamsandwich
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hehe thanks sam. its been awhile since ive seen that. its humorous.


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Dec 10 2003 5:37PM
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icecreamsandwich
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ok sam...look at my new icon!!


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
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Dec 10 2003 6:12PM
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icecreamsandwich
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dammit nevermind. ill try again.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Dec 10 2003 6:13PM
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caylorswift
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I MADE IT FOR YOU!!


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Dec 10 2003 6:13PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i know. you are the best sam! thank you . its beautiful.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Dec 10 2003 6:18PM
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Lateralis
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actually, its a gay icon, an ice cream sandwich??? come on


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Dec 10 2003 6:43PM
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joei
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sam, did you make that up by yourself?



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Dec 10 2003 6:45PM
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Mattman
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that was pretty cool

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Dec 10 2003 6:51PM
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*cowboy*
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haha, yes very funny!


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Dec 10 2003 7:15PM
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icecreamsandwich
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my icon is not gay lateralis. its pretty and matches my name.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Dec 10 2003 8:09PM
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strode
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i prefer my 'mixing bowls' to not be fur lined

.....and why are the eyes laughing?



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Dec 10 2003 8:13PM
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switchskier88
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i dont know, but i like the leave town if cake rises part
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Dec 10 2003 8:15PM
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freeskiing04
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yea screw fur lined
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Dec 10 2003 8:33PM
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dilla_says_go
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you forgot the part about the spoon
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Dec 10 2003 8:51PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha, thats hella funny.
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Dec 10 2003 8:56PM
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haha


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Dec 10 2003 9:00PM
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3. If cake rises, leave town

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Dec 10 2003 10:33PM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHAHAHA, leave town, I love it! hehehe

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Dec 10 2003 11:05PM
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downhiller52
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....and our next recipy is how to make a banana cream pie.
Dec 10 2003 11:10PM
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JFerg
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3. If cake rises, leave town

i didnt get that for a while. but then i did. and it was fuckin great.
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Dec 10 2003 11:15PM
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TAK
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''If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.''

...lol...
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Dec 10 2003 11:16PM
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caylorswift
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oh, and by the way, my mom sent this to me :) i love my mom. she is the fuckin best. so chill.


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Dec 10 2003 11:18PM
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estaked
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oh no sam i tought u had a gf now your mom ur such a PIMP.
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Dec 10 2003 11:43PM
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J.D.
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^Again, in english please?
Dec 10 2003 11:44PM
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TAK
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Estaked's icon is ramming itself up the ass. That ain't good.
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Dec 11 2003 1:30AM
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wrenegade
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yeah i havent seen that in a while either. pretty damn good.






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Dec 11 2003 3:01AM
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jumpman
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I agree with strode420 - no fur lined bowls


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Dec 11 2003 11:32AM
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404404
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I got to stop licking the bowl, give me a tummy acke.



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Dec 11 2003 12:53PM
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five0
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thats awesome
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Dec 11 2003 12:56PM
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acc
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hahaha thats funny sam
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Dec 11 2003 1:42PM
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d-loc
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misty7 tell ur girl to eat more rice then, it help make them taste much better. and guys eat ur pineapple daily to make ur juices taste nice for ur lady


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