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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
having a interesting conversation on MSN or AIM or some other instant messanger? post it here.

here is a conversation that im having with Josh right now (josh is crystal-needs-a-park here on NS):

SamDCaylor: i counter your curse with a level 3 kick in the nuts
USskiboy: i take your level three nut shot and counter it with my super cock knock
USskiboy: cockknocker!
SamDCaylor: i counter your super cock knock with my level 5 dragon crotch cruncher
SamDCaylor: BAM!
USskiboy: oh shit, thats beefy
SamDCaylor: no one can beat the infamous dragon crotch cruncher aptly named 'Yur Richard Hurts' a bosnian/american dragon


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Dec 9 2003 11:57PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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-continued-

USskiboy: its spontaneity that wins
SamDCaylor: bah said my cock dragon
USskiboy: my cock dragon doesnt say much
SamDCaylor: i have a level 8 cock dragon, each level is an inch, and he lives in a cave deep within my trousers
SamDCaylor: called 'The Schweaty Cave'
USskiboy: i see
USskiboy: you know the proper home for a cock dragon is the fishy cave thoguh
SamDCaylor: true true. but he has to have a home
SamDCaylor: the fishy underwater cave is for when he goes on vacation
SamDCaylor: and needs a condo
SamDCaylor: to stay at
USskiboy: ha
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 10 2003 12:26AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
wtf haha
flashproductions
http://flashpro.iwarp.com

penguinmilk
Dec 10 2003 3:41AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
well my level 9 cock tyrannosaurus rex will eat your cock dragon.

Coming Soon...
Dec 10 2003 6:20AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
SamDCaylor: is school our for the day for you already?
Lookatthepiggy: yeah
Lookatthepiggy: like 40 minutes ago
SamDCaylor: jesus
Lookatthepiggy: shouldnt you be at school or something?
SamDCaylor: imsick
Lookatthepiggy: oh that stinks
Lookatthepiggy: we go from 7 34 - 2 10
SamDCaylor: meh, Ali is bringing me soup at lunch
Lookatthepiggy: thats nice of her
SamDCaylor: yup

Coming Soon...
Dec 10 2003 6:34AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Matt Harvey: Hey Lane, wanna do it?
Lanemeyers: I can't Matt, I have stuff to do...
Matt Harvey: Damnit Lane, why you gotta break my heart?
Lanemeyers: It's just a thing I do babycakes....
Matt Harvey: (sigh) walks away, head low

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Dec 10 2003 8:19AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
lanemeyers, that was the funniest thing, ever.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Dec 10 2003 1:26PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
oh i cant believe u blew harvey off
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 10 2003 4:09PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
lmfao
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
Dec 10 2003 4:13PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
Estaked says:
im back i spilled ketcup all over me
Estaked says:
so i had to get new shirt
Craig says:
geez
Estaked says:
lol
Craig says:
u are just goin to do it agian
Estaked says:
naw
Estaked says:
i ussally pretty good bout no spilling shit
Craig says:
ya
Craig says:
i got bbq sauce dripped on my shirt last night
Estaked says:
nice saving it fo laterz?
Craig says:
naw, i sucked up what i could right then and there
Estaked says:
ah
Estaked says:
good deal
-The DR.-

Live for something, or you'll die for nothing.

The Lab
Dec 10 2003 4:53PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
hmm.. this is my conversation with christine right now... (thats bigsky_gurl)

rio n mt 2003: so when is the stripper party?
SamDCaylor: i dunno.
rio n mt 2003: have you ever seen a naked women
SamDCaylor: yes
rio n mt 2003: are you a virgin?
SamDCaylor: yeah
rio n mt 2003: sweet, im going to de-flower you
SamDCaylor: YES!
SamDCaylor: awsome
SamDCaylor: when?
rio n mt 2003: we could have wild monkey sex on the gondola
SamDCaylor: im down


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Dec 10 2003 4:59PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
^alright, that almost made me spit soda all over my computer.

Dec 10 2003 5:00PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
i thought only girls were ''deflowered''
-The DR.-

Live for something, or you'll die for nothing.

The Lab
Dec 10 2003 5:02PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
no gay ppl to.
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
Dec 11 2003 12:38AM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
SamDCaylor: ...
ADJ6711: ..
SamDCaylor: jus got off tha phoen
ADJ6711: oh
ADJ6711: sry
ADJ6711: sam ur gettin dised
SamDCaylor: i know. its chris. we like to do that to each other
SamDCaylor: chris and me is tight
ADJ6711: lol
ADJ6711: nice
SamDCaylor: sweet martinellis
ADJ6711: sparkaling apple juice where
?
SamDCaylor: its cider. not juice, you make me feel like im 4
ADJ6711: lol im sorry
ADJ6711: so good though
ADJ6711: i havent had sum since.... last yr
SamDCaylor: yeah, we hav elike.. 4 bottles
SamDCaylor: we havent used em yet
SamDCaylor: so i stole one
ADJ6711: lol good move
ADJ6711: i would of definatly
ADJ6711: so why u not with ur hot mama?
SamDCaylor: im sick
ADJ6711: i know but still man she gotta treat u right
ADJ6711: like back rubs medication
ADJ6711: u know bjs
SamDCaylor: lol, and its 10 o clcok
ADJ6711: etc
SamDCaylor: she doesnt wanna hang out me if im sick, cuz she cant get sick
SamDCaylor: she has cheerleading and shit
ADJ6711: oh ok im sry
ADJ6711: bad idea
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
Dec 11 2003 12:42AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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amDCaylor: poop
USskiboy: is brown
SamDCaylor: doober
USskiboy: poopdoober
SamDCaylor: :-
USskiboy: ?
SamDCaylor: :-
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 15 2003 12:54AM
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caylorswift
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...continued...

USskiboy: accounting final t minus 10 hrs
SamDCaylor: good luck
USskiboy: crack monkey
SamDCaylor: phonebuttermcdildoface
USskiboy: homonutsackular rat scrotum
SamDCaylor: NO KENNY THATS MAH POT PIE!
USskiboy: kick the baby
SamDCaylor: RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!
USskiboy: i have nipples greg, could you milk me
SamDCaylor: no. i rather milk your trouser snake
USskiboy: i have to keep my snake in its cage for 72 hours
SamDCaylor: that sucks, to much herpes?
USskiboy: syphilus


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Dec 15 2003 1:33AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
do peoeple only talk to sam?

Coming Soon...
Dec 15 2003 6:32AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Seems so.

Timpsa:Is that Samu? Haha he looks just like HC,but uglier :D.
Mike-O:WTF? What a nice thing to say about a friend :P
Timpsa:Haha,up here we call everyone ugly so our self esteem gets higher :D
Mike-O: Ahahahah I'm so gonna quote you.
Timpsa:I even called my mom ugly because I had a zit on my face yesterday.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Dec 15 2003 6:49AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
what the hell is wrong with you people....cock dragons?

shit you guys need some lovin.

here's some from my level bajillion ass rammer

I call him 'richard simmons'

he can't be beat, his ass is waaaay too loose and hes super fit!

booyah!

and what the hell is NS messenger?
the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
Dec 15 2003 11:21AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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SamDCaylor: i got high the other night, and my friends dog told me his balls hurt
USskiboy: thats pretty fuckin high
USskiboy: beyond warm
SamDCaylor: def. beyond warm
USskiboy: warm is the new steeze, itll catch on like herpes
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Jan 4 2004 1:07AM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
i hate to tell you but 'warm' is not cool. It sounds like something a homosexual would say....
yea, very stupid word.
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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
Jan 4 2004 10:41AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^ofcourse warm is not cool, its warm. DUH!.

gimme a beer, i wanna get warm


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Jan 4 2004 1:00PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
^nice usage





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 4 2004 1:16PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
ADJ6711: sparkaling apple juice where
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SamDCaylor: its cider. not juice, you make me feel like im 4
ADJ6711: lol im sorry

fucking genius, so funny
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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
Jan 4 2004 8:22PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^dude, that was like a month ago. you still have it?


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Jan 4 2004 8:29PM
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Adamskinick
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it was at the bottom of the screen and i just read it, priceless
SamDCaylor: its cider. not juice, you make me feel like im 4

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
Jan 4 2004 8:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Heimiken: whatd u do fo new years?
Lookatthepiggy: tons of girls
Heimiken: same here but really...
Lookatthepiggy: tons of girls
Heimiken: @ ur cabin?
Lookatthepiggy: yeah
Heimiken: who was all htere/
Heimiken: there?**
Lookatthepiggy: some of my parents friends and their hot daughters
Heimiken: ok...was fred there?
Lookatthepiggy: no
Heimiken: so jus u and the ladies? yea rite
Lookatthepiggy: and my parents and their parents
Lookatthepiggy: durrr
Heimiken: well u didn't 'do' them
Lookatthepiggy: not all of them
Lookatthepiggy: there was 3
Heimiken: 1?2?
Lookatthepiggy: 1
Lookatthepiggy: actually we just made out
Heimiken: yea ok
Heimiken: did she have big nokkers?
Lookatthepiggy: they were average
Heimiken: was her face hot? ass?
Lookatthepiggy: yeah
Lookatthepiggy: she was good looking
Heimiken: how old like 12?lol

Actually I sat at home playing xbox but he doesnt know that.

Coming Soon...
Jan 4 2004 9:48PM
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3ski6guy0
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(me)

ski2wake15 (12:02:28 AM): anything that sticks out of your body either feels really good with gentle care or really hurts
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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
Jan 4 2004 10:35PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
my mother smokes crack rocks.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
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