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Jacob_W
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hey let´s start a three-word-story. everybody writes three words that will fit vith the previous three words. let´s start with:

once upon a time...
Dec 7 2003 8:33AM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
thats four words

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Dec 7 2003 8:43AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
yeah but you have to start with that phrase.

once upon a time...
Dec 7 2003 8:44AM
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EastCoastPride
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i eat babies.


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Poniverus
Dec 7 2003 9:03AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
in hairy vaginas


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 7 2003 9:05AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
while drinking smoothies




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Dec 7 2003 9:11AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
using my feet
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Dec 7 2003 10:21AM
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winterparksuks
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i got laid





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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
Dec 7 2003 10:33AM
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downhiller52
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in a gondola
Dec 7 2003 10:43AM
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SimonFiller
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by a yeti
Dec 7 2003 10:55AM
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Rogge
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that was sucking


Mike Rogge
Five-9 Productions
Dec 7 2003 11:13AM
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Deann
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my left nut
Dec 7 2003 12:03PM
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P-JO
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and weiner.




-Pat
Dec 7 2003 12:16PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
The yeti had


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 7 2003 12:24PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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five overgrown testicles
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 7 2003 12:27PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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which shook vigorously
Dec 7 2003 12:38PM
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NH_LiNe
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when tickled alot

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'
Dec 7 2003 12:45PM
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rossignolscratch
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he also had





i cant wait for next season...
Dec 7 2003 1:30PM
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WIfreeskier
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a massive bush

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
Dec 7 2003 1:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
full of mustard


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 7 2003 1:39PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
and gonorrhea discharge
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 7 2003 1:41PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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which smelled wonderful


kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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FLESH INTO GEAR
Dec 7 2003 1:43PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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after aged awhile
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 7 2003 1:47PM
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TannerBalls
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they tasted good








* Always stay in control.
* People ahead of you have the right of way.
* Stop in a safe place for you and others.
* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.
* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.
* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.
* Know how to use the lifts safely.

KNOW THE CODE. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
This is a partial list. Be safety conscious.
Officially endorsed by: NATIONAL SKI AREAS ASSOCIATION.
Prepared by the National Ski Areas Association
Dec 7 2003 1:55PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
in my mouth





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
Dec 7 2003 1:58PM
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SimonFiller
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.And one day
Dec 7 2003 2:19PM
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edmonton_skier
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while eating shit
Dec 7 2003 2:21PM
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SimonFiller
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the yeti realized
Dec 7 2003 3:13PM
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caylorswift
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that he loved


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Dec 7 2003 3:17PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
fucking sam's asshole




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 7 2003 3:21PM
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SimonFiller
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in the meadow
Dec 7 2003 3:27PM
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resnick13
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while playing guitar

- Marc
Dec 7 2003 3:32PM
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SimonFiller
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I the Yeti
Dec 7 2003 3:33PM
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SimonFiller
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decided to go
Dec 7 2003 3:34PM
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j.bird
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and reading gay threads
Dec 7 2003 3:34PM
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SimonFiller
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on a journey.
Dec 7 2003 3:34PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
I AM GOD








* Always stay in control.
* People ahead of you have the right of way.
* Stop in a safe place for you and others.
* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.
* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.
* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.
* Know how to use the lifts safely.

KNOW THE CODE. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
This is a partial list. Be safety conscious.
Officially endorsed by: NATIONAL SKI AREAS ASSOCIATION.
Prepared by the National Ski Areas Association
Dec 7 2003 5:19PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^ you just ruined it dude, your a fucken retard


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 7 2003 5:59PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
this was going good too. back to the story..

after saying goodbye..




'The online store is now online'
-4FRNT Website
Dec 7 2003 6:01PM
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back-woods
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he was gone
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and no i'm not brand new to the site i forgot my password (sorta stupid)
Dec 7 2003 6:19PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
and micheal Jackson and the yeti



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my words of wisdom
Dec 7 2003 6:23PM
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SimonFiller
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went out to
Dec 7 2003 6:24PM
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Irotate360
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fucked an 8yrold





XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
Dec 7 2003 6:25PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
smoke a blunt
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 7 2003 6:25PM
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SimonFiller
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and then began their search for
Dec 7 2003 6:26PM
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nilzlet
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mike nicks kid

(he has one right?)

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my words of wisdom
Dec 7 2003 6:27PM
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SimonFiller
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who was capture by the taliban
Dec 7 2003 6:28PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
so they posed as prostatutes to rescue him

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my words of wisdom
Dec 7 2003 6:30PM
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SimonFiller
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Michael was to seduce Osama, while the Yeti...
Dec 7 2003 6:36PM
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lineskier10
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was fucking sam
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Dec 7 2003 6:43PM
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SimonFiller
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ha
Dec 7 2003 6:47PM
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