do u not have a gf because u never wanted one, or you couldnt get one? if u never wanted one and just went out and had fun with people, thats no big deal. if u havent gotten one because you couldnt, you are a fuckup.
The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
don't get a girlfriend!! holy fuck it sucks espicialy if your 18 and over and in college and you like to have fun.
a conversation between two skiers:
skier 1 ' have you seen those new skis with the tips in the front and back yet'
skier 2 'no but I heard about those things'
Skier 1 ' yeah I don't see why they would want tips in the back...maybe they are try'n to copy those stupid snowboarders or something like that'
skier 2 'Yeah seems like kind of a stupid idea.'
My first boyfriend was in the 6th grade, I took piano lessons and so did he and as I was leaving every week he would be coming in and our moms would talk and we would talk and sometimes he would carry my piano books out to the car for me.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
i was 16. girls are way overrated until you're ready to get married. you're fine dude. my older bro is 21 and has never had a girl. that might be fucked up. hope he's not gay....
Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.
Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
if you think girls are overrated ur probably gay, i dont mean offense by that, im just saying that because girls are the best thing ever. either get a sick ass girlfriend or shut up because havin a girlfriend that cant be your best friend is stupid, share common interests, dont just go out with someone because they are blazin hot.
i dont remember my first gf, but the first long lasting relationship of mine just ended cause of some stupid shit, this is probably the first time i wasnt dumped for spendin to much time skiing, but fuck it your better off without a serios girl in the winter unless u live right near your mtn, or she is chill and will come skiin with u
Repin the CMP
'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'
i just broke up with my girlfriend.....she was my first serious girlfriend, and i'm 23, so ya'll don't need to feel that bad. i've had plenty of girls, she was just my first serious gf and now i realize why i never had one before that
yeah im 18 and i got my first serious one this year, and now 10 months later im still going out with her, i dont know if that is a bad thing or not...
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
i had one in 5th grade but that doesnt really count..its not like you do anything in 5th grade! i had one when i was 14 too, that one didnt last.
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'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies