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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
http://venisproductions.com/games/drivers_ed/drivers_ed.html

Fun game
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 6 2003 4:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
my best score is 8 demerits.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 6 2003 4:51PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i suck

****

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Dec 6 2003 5:00PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
3 demerits!
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 6 2003 5:16PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
geesh thats hard





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
Dec 6 2003 7:37PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
paralell parking gets me.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
Dec 6 2003 7:37PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
i cant even get out of the parking space... ahh


'the fat lady lives, children, start your trucks!!'

Dec 6 2003 7:40PM
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1260ProRider
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
i cant merge into traffic. it turns the wheel too slow and you cant brake completely to stop. fucking shit....lol
Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
Dec 6 2003 8:06PM
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LINEtwelvesixty
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
what's funny is it's not even right... on left turns you're supposed to stay to the left of the center so 2 people can turn left at the same time
Dec 6 2003 9:09PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
not on a 2 lane road.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 6 2003 9:23PM
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powderjunkie2002
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
i cant parallel park for my life!!!!!
Dec 6 2003 9:27PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i havent finished it yet. i keep crashing.

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Dec 6 2003 9:36PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
3 demerits. OH BABY.

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Dec 6 2003 9:47PM
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