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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
what are some of your favourite two line quotes from songs...

shooot 'em
-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Dec 4 2003 9:26PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
none but ourselves can free our mind
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 4 2003 11:17PM
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bakerlocal
Posts: 678 - Karma: 10
below




Youre not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles
Dec 5 2003 12:09AM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
If i don't meet you no more in this world then
I'll meet ya on the next one
And don't be late
Don't be late
-Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
Dec 5 2003 2:04AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
Dec 5 2003 2:36AM
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DSpin_9
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
I'm not a jealous man but females lie (I guess thats only one line, ill think of another)
Dec 5 2003 11:56AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it but Ill order it from Zanzibar! -Tenacious D, Soft-Fucking Song


im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
Dec 5 2003 12:30PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
I'm gonna get drunk,
Come back and fuck you up

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Dec 5 2003 1:00PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
'the movements in motion with massive militant poetry' --ratm
'my concepts come sick like dennis hopper'----cypress hill
rage has tons of great lines





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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
Dec 5 2003 2:35PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
wipe it good





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Dec 6 2003 11:08PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
in this great future you can't forget your past, so dry your tears i say.

yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
Dec 7 2003 6:05PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
anything by Supersuckers


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Dec 7 2003 8:19PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
do i trust my heart or trust my mind..
why is truth so hard find.. - thrice

live every day like it's a good day to die.. - dave matthews band

i know you like to think yo shit don't stink..
but take a closer look and see that roses really smell like poo poo poo.. - outkast


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- Andrew Berwald
Dec 7 2003 8:46PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
My choice is what I choose to do,
and if I'm causin no harm it shouldn't bother you.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Dec 7 2003 10:18PM
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rodeo7
Posts: 891 - Karma: 12
'Yesterday Seems, as though it never existed'

'Rover, wanderer, nomad vagabond, call me what you will'

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
May 24 2004 4:22AM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
stuff dick in they mouth
and then i'm out


D$
May 24 2004 8:58AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
'im jaded now, whatever that means.'
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*
May 24 2004 9:12AM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
'instead of running your mouth, you should be running in fear'

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
May 24 2004 9:37AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
'if i get all mad and pissed, you couldn't be saved if cops came and formatted this'

'in the rap game i am nobody...why...cuz nobody's perfect'

'I'll leave you beside yourself like the other side of the vinyl'


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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY
May 24 2004 10:52AM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
'when the power of love overcomes to love of power, the world will know true peace.' - Hendrix

'fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity' - ???

.Ski.
May 24 2004 1:59PM
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timber
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 13
'Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?'

Kami already said my other one.
May 24 2004 4:02PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
And for every push forward
You get the same fucking push back

-'unsubstantiated rumors are good enough for me (to base my life upon)' -against me





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
May 24 2004 7:54PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Too hard for me to fit my favorite lyrics into just two lines... some favorites:

Ramona, come closer
Shut softly your watery eyes
The pangs of your sadness
Will pass as your senses will rise
The flowers of the city
Though breathlike, get deathlike at times
And there's no use in tryin'
To deal with the dyin'
Though I cannot explain that in lines.


'The tragic figure' her sister did shout
'Leave her alone, God damn you, get out'
And I in my armor, turning about
And nailing her in the ruins of her pettiness.
Beneath a bare light bulb the plaster did pound
Her sister and I in a screaming battleground
And she in between, the victim of sound
Soon shattered as a child to the shadows.


Don't ask her what it was,
Tell her what it is.


If I'm just bad news,
Then you're a lier.


I've been dazed and confused for so long,
Its not true.


Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms
Quite clear, no doubt, somehow
Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now.


St. Stephen with a rose,
In and out of the garden he goes
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Did it matter, does it now,
Stephen would answer if he only knew how.


Faring thee well now.
Let your life proceed by its own design.
Nothing to tell now.
Let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.


-AndrewP
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Go Fishing. Go Ride.
May 24 2004 8:22PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
Curiosity killed the cat but atleast the cat died enlightened




Jibarito
(it's actually a restaurant in Puerto Rico)
May 24 2004 9:45PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
'but im physo, fools try to play me like tyco'


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
May 24 2004 9:53PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
also... a few more two liners that i just rememberd...

'in a world of sluts
we keep the wet dream alive'






-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
May 24 2004 10:08PM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
-It's the deep end, people are sleeping
Pull words out of the dreams, it's the deep end
Keep in mind, it's not that we hate light
Just feels right, that's when tracks come out tight
swollen members. 'deep end'
-a lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..
Hell yeah I'm afraid of death
I don't want to die yet
Eminem
May 24 2004 10:32PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
'On the A-V-E its about money indeed/stick around to long and be a casualty,
On the A-V-E its about gloks and rocks/fuck around and you might get SHOT!'
May 25 2004 12:00AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love, and be loved in return.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 25 2004 1:17AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
Just cause you went platinum, it got nothing to do with luck it just means a million people are stupid as fuck.
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Heh
May 25 2004 8:14AM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
Oh, Harvey, Harvey
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
May 25 2004 11:31AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^He doesn't bite, and he doesn't squeal,
He just runs around on his hamster wheel

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 25 2004 11:52AM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
I only need 1 line: You stupid dumb shit god damned motherfucker.



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To join 'WE RIDE BIKES' PM bakerlocal
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To join 'THE HOCKEY CULT' PM con_cept (me)
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May 25 2004 12:33PM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
yeah. all things zeppelin. stairways a good song. any two lines from it.
or see my sig. sublime's mint.


what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime

save lives. ride line.

I smell burnt toast!!!
May 25 2004 3:12PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Let me see that thong tha thong thong thong
May 26 2004 12:12AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log

May 26 2004 10:42AM
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ifsa_alum
Posts: 355 - Karma: 10
Sit up straight, poke your legs through the rocking chair
I`m gonna find a new way to show you how I care

from Cigarette Dangles - TPOH

May 26 2004 12:25PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i keep coming up with motherfuckin shit like every single day

im killin all them niggas on this lyrical shit mayonase colored benz i push miricle whips

omg is that a balck card? i turned around and replied why yes but i prefer the term african american express

i got smoke in my iris so i painted a sunny day on the inside of my eyelid

cooler than freddy jackson sippin a milkshake in a snow storm
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me gusta cabeza
May 26 2004 3:15PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime
if you don't lay em down


Teddy
WWTJSD?
May 26 2004 3:44PM
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wazou
Posts: 442 - Karma: 11
They say i walk around like i got an 's' on my chest.... nah thats a semi-auto and a vest on my chest- 50 cent
May 26 2004 4:04PM
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faah
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 13
not 2 lines but read my sig.\/

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im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
May 26 2004 6:04PM
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D.Willy
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 15
'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beautifull women, you only call her a bitch because she wont let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel yall shared any similar intrests, or maybe your just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk a princess.'
- Aesop rock

GREATEST LINES EVEER





99%look 1%skill
May 31 2004 8:41PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
When I'm not with you i lose my mind
give me a sign
hit me baby one more time - Britney Spears




'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
May 31 2004 8:55PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
no seriously..

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai - Styx




'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
May 31 2004 8:56PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Everybody have fun tonight,
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
May 31 2004 9:39PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
I'm a keep my stability,
even if it means bein involved in some illegal activity.
Los Nativos - Rhymesayers label
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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
May 31 2004 11:24PM
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ImProVise
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
You Look Down But Far From Out And The Paper Reads You LOOSE


I Heart Masticating
May 31 2004 11:42PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld so I can sigh eternally
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'I swear she looked 17!' -My almost 22 year old friend talking about his 14 year old cousin

member# 1981
Jun 1 2004 10:44AM
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skier04
Posts: 479 - Karma: 10
'The same thing that makes you live can kill you in the end' (Neil Young... From Hank to Hendrix)
back in black*
Jun 7 2004 5:37PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
But on your bed Mary I can see the shadow of a noose
I don't understand how you can hold me so tight and love me so damn loose

hey baby, you put me on hold and I'm
out in the wind and it's getting
mighty cold...
colder than a gut shot bitch wolf dog
with 9 suckling pups pullin' a #4 trap
up a hill in the dead of winter
in the middle of a snowstorm
with a mouth full of porcupine quills


Jun 7 2004 5:43PM
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ECM
Posts: 4614 - Karma: 101
best 3 lines

This is me with the words on the tip of my tongue
And my eye through the scope down the barrel of a gun Remind me not to ever act this way again





remember my name...
Jun 7 2004 5:48PM
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