i was fixing my up friends gay ass bmx bike and i was riding it back to him and he has these little mini wheels on them and i am used to my mountain bike, so one of the pedals hooked on the ground and i endoed...except it was lightning fast and straight into the concrete. It hurts like hell and my face is all fucked up too.
Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.
Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'
Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'
Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'