man oh man. i remember those days.
cherish them .....really - cherish them....because one day you will say to yourself - "self- can it be that it was all so simple then?"
My parents are like happy when a girl come over...as if theyre like impressed...
My mum walked in on my exfriend and I just making out and just said "Whoops sorry I didnt know you guys were in there" and walked out and never said anything after. Nothing crazy but its alot less awkward in those situations
i was slaying my old hoe on my couch in my living room and her mom walked in to my house un announced. she was high as fuck on some dope and was like "whats going on here?" so my gf left and told her mom that she was showing me something on her kneee.
from that day on when ever we would go out or my gf would dress up nice her mom would go. "hey i think ashley is trying to show you something on her kneee tonight"
Years and years ago with my now husband I had snuck into his parents house and stayed over, the next morning we walked down stairs and for some reason his mom was staying home from work that day-- I was going to quietly sneak out but we got to the bottom of the stairs and she came around the corner. She goes "oh I didn't know you had company over, do you guys want breakfast?" and my then boyfriend goes "no, she needs to get to work." and his mom goes "oh. so she didnt just get here, she's leaving!..." She thought I had come over that morning, had we known she thought that we could have played it off.
The next time I "snuck" over, there was a robe and hairdryer left out for me on the bathroom counter the next morning.