WOw fuckin pissed right now i was gonna get a tounge ring for my 16 bday in canada right but my parents didnt know it was a toung ring only that it was a piercing but just before we left they heard me talking to my girlfriend about it and now it aint happenin how the fuck am i gonna convince them to let me get it done
or maybe your parent dont want a gay son?
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If you get a tongue ring, whenever you try to eat snow, or when you're skiing really fast, and you open your mouth your tongue freezes because metal conducts the cold. Don't do it, plus, wierd peircings make you look silly.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
'when a girl has a tongue ring, it means shes gunna suck your dick. when a guy has a tongue ring, it means hes gunna suck your dick'
i saw this in the forum the other day so i thought id plagarize
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221
just show up at home one day... drop your pants and show them your brand new prince albert... but never a tongue ring, they are good for one thing, girls in porno vids gettin money shots. Do you really want to be on the recieving end of a money shot... if you do well, my life is failed
If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'
Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
who gives a shit what a bunch of e-tard fuck holes say, you want a tounge ring, get a damn tongue ring man, and when people make fun of you for it, go pick up some girl that thinks its sexy and laugh your ass all the way to the bedroom
they dont want you to get a tounge ring because they are pretty much the only peircing you can die from.that and they dont want their son to turn gay. seriously dude get your nipple or eyebrow peirced.
all this my parents are asshole shit is stupid. Once you move put of your house you will realize how stupid most of it is. If you really want to do it wait until you move out it is not that far away and by then you will know if you still want to do it. A tongue is stupid but it's your life. Believe me once you move out and are not getting free shit all the time you will respect them more.
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