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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
alright bitches.. at my job back at home my bosses daughter is 12 and has a huuge crush on me.. good for her i guess, bad for me.. whatever. Anyways she apparently is getting me a christmas present.. so i need to get her something.. and i have no idea what, this is kinda tricky. And she doesnt like chocolate. And i cant give her sexual favors.. so i really dont know...
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
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Nov 26 2003 4:09AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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she 12 hmmm buy her a dildo and some banana flavored lube.


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Nov 26 2003 4:12AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
mmhmm right.
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
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Nov 26 2003 4:13AM
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d-loc
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12 WTF just dont get her anything, just recieve man recieve. aint no reason in fucking around with a 12 year old pfft



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Nov 26 2003 7:53AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
^ ya seriously

how old are you?
unless you actually have intentions on sticking it in her ass you dont have to get her anything.

if you dont she might catch on and leave you alone.

if you do, she will think that you like her to.


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Nov 26 2003 7:54AM
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yeti
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you guys dont realize that it's his bosses daughter! He has to get her something if she is getting him something or else daddy's little girl is going to be upset and nipe is gonna be out of a job!

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Nov 26 2003 9:55AM
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stixonmtholly
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I hear they love little white boys with tight asses in prison, so I guess you could look at as ass for ass. Seriously I'd leave this one alone, ya ever see the movie Poison Ivy with that chick from clueless. Freaky.


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Nov 26 2003 10:02AM
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404404
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Ok first thing you have to do is make sure that present of her is not some thing she can do to you. Second is it is get the fuck out of there, you dont need that shit. Third if it is some thing she bought give her a 20$ and say i dont know what the fuck to get a 12 year old girl.



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Nov 26 2003 10:10AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha $20... just give her a quarter and tell her to get some candy with it.


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Nov 26 2003 11:06AM
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Naturalbornskier
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HAHAHAHAHAAH..penny candy YAY!





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Nov 26 2003 11:20AM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
How old are you anyway?





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Nov 26 2003 11:20AM
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lineskier610
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Get her a rattle.
Nov 26 2003 11:26AM
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d-loc
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give her... her first kiss mmm get the chemistry goin between u 2


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Nov 26 2003 11:30AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.

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Nov 26 2003 11:34AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
^^ well said my brother,
just buy her a friggin cd like hilary duff or something, shes probably corrupted by the pop world so she must like her


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Nov 26 2003 11:52AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Hilary Duff is an excellent idea.

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Nov 26 2003 11:58AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i am a genius, cant everyone see that?????


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 26 2003 12:03PM
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gravteck
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haha, oh my gosh, that hillary duff thing actually is pretty brilliant
Nov 26 2003 12:07PM
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d-loc
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and not just for ur girl, it brings many of pleasure to you


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Nov 26 2003 1:16PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
thats strange
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Nov 26 2003 2:05PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
hmm i wonder what the motiv of that relationship is hah.

And yes i have to get her something otherwise it wouldnt look too good to my boss.. usually you get someone a bottle of wine if you dont know what to get.. maybe ill get her a bottle of martenelli hah
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Nov 26 2003 2:28PM
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MistaSkier
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Get her a bottle of apple juice.


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Nov 26 2003 2:29PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
man just get her a bottle straigh up


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Nov 26 2003 2:46PM
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dilla_says_go
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221 just said the funnyest thing ive seen on ns. im putting it in my sig so all can see. funny shit boner king.
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Nov 26 2003 3:37PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
holy shit 221, that is the funniest thing ive ever seen you post



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Nov 26 2003 3:39PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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nothing says love like Popov
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Nov 26 2003 3:43PM
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doghoy
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is she hot?
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Nov 26 2003 4:09PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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if she's hot than you should fuck her, if not than quit your job and kill yourself...


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Nov 26 2003 5:47PM
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Lateralis
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wrap a bow around your cock and give that to her, and if she doesnt want it, then flash the hilary duff cd in exchange for a head job


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Nov 26 2003 5:47PM
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1212j5j5
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STACEYS MOM
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Nov 26 2003 5:58PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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you guys are a buncha child molesters


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Nov 26 2003 6:11PM
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1212j5j5
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im only 14 id fuck her.
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Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
Nov 26 2003 6:13PM
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Cat
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dude ... just get her a gift certificate ... easiest way to go ..
Nov 26 2003 6:28PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Ok the answer to your question (correct) is ask your boss what his daughter likes. Its a win-win situation. Even if she doesnt like it your boss recognizes the fact that you put time and effort into the gift and its his fault for telling you the wrong gift and can only lay blame on himself.


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Nov 26 2003 6:34PM
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skifreechicky
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Okay,I would get her something b/c well, it's nice and 2) she's ur bosses daughter! Burn her a mix cd or something really cheap. Remember, she'll like anything u get her so it doesn't really matter. Don't let her think u like her though. Bonne chance!
Nov 26 2003 7:00PM
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shibby
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makeup and a thong
Nov 26 2003 7:27PM
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shibby
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a newschoolers or farp thong
Nov 26 2003 7:28PM
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gambino500014
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hmmm, all verygood suggestions, i guess i would have to go with what 221 or whoever said.....
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Nov 26 2003 8:58PM
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Fro-deo
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Dude, theres this smoking hot chick, I can't eve imagine what she'll look like at 17. Anyways, she's 13. Haha. I'm 15. I guess I'll wait a year or 2. She's all into me but I just don't feel right...
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Nov 26 2003 9:02PM
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flanker
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Its funny that you even mentioned sexual favours.

anyhoo.. buy her a CD or DVD.
She's 12, your what 13. That will do just fine.
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Nov 26 2003 9:26PM
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jtski
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dont wait u pussy. in 2 years she will be riding the cock of a 25 year old black man



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Nov 26 2003 10:04PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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^hhahaaaha, fuckin great
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 26 2003 10:08PM
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Ds91260
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get her a fat sack of danks and smoke it all with her and her dad





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Nov 26 2003 10:31PM
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Fro-deo
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I'm gonna wait. I get funny looks...



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Nov 26 2003 11:24PM
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nipe
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you know what if i bought her a hillary duff cd id prolly just end up keeping it.
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Nov 27 2003 2:31PM
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jismontheslopes
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how old are you?
Nov 27 2003 3:11PM
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*cowboy*
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hahahaha, hilary duff. Is she decent looking?


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Nov 27 2003 3:13PM
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Ghost
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memorable quote: d-loc: just recieve man recieve.

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Nov 27 2003 3:29PM
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rhcp
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page?
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Nov 27 2003 3:33PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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hate?
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Nov 27 2003 3:38PM
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skierdudeguy
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you could give her a- ah wait, thats already been said... welll, i say listen to 221
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