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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ok so tonight marks the occurance of the biggest horse shit i've witnessed in a while. so i get home to my dorm here at beautiful UBC and my Aussie floormate Matt asks if i'm joining everyone to watch the world cup rugby game. i don't really give a shit about rugby but they got the house big screen rented out and theres plenty of people so it sounds like a good time. after taking care of some shit i go in and watch for a bit. soon the local floor bitch is outside complaining to our RA. well whaddaya know some little bitches have been complaining about the cheering noise coming from our floor lounge in which we are watching the game. next thing i know theres a gaggle of little cunts out in the hall bitching to RAs house reps etc. and inside the raucous lounge the fridge has been rolled up against the door. well im short so i take a seat up top of the fridge. some people have to go to the bathroom, i get down. the bitches roll in. the conflict begins. 'youre violating your contract you all have to get out of here, blah blah bitch bitch we're cunts.' time passes, i dont care about rugby, i leave when the RA starts taking names and come back here to my oh so spacious dorm room and pop on tommy boy. there seems to be a little more noise coming in from outside. what do i see? the locl campus rcmp (royal canadian mounted pussies) have been called in to quell the insurection and hostile rebellion located in our floor lounge. people disperse. faggery is rampant. the end. moral of the story: dont be a bitch, or i swear to god, if possible i will slit your throat, take a shit in it and sew it back up. please for the love of society, dont be a whore. no one wins when youre a bitch.
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Nov 22 2003 4:55AM
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Jib_This
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UBC seems to like calling in the RCMP, I remember having a cop pour out my UNOPENED beer because my friend was drinking in public there. That sucked a lot, and I was pissed. All cuz some losers from Korea put in a noise complaint...You're right, no one wins when you're a bitch...



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Nov 22 2003 5:11AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah but those sfu pub bouncers sure seem to care when you show up with an open beer.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 22 2003 5:18AM
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Jib_This
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They don't like it when you open up your own booze that you snuck in when they stop serving you, and then throw up on the dance floor either. No, I don't understand where they're coming from either.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
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Nov 22 2003 5:20AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you sly poonce
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 22 2003 5:24AM
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Jib_This
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If I were sly, I wouldn't have gotten thrown out, and they wouldn't remember me as 'that guy from the snowboard club who put stickers all over the place and threw up'.

Snowboarding, SO hot right now!



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
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Nov 22 2003 5:26AM
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sconniestyle
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here is a good one. i hung out in my dorm room all night, and about 1130, i met my friend from the next dorm over forsome pizza. we went back to his room and hung out and watched rounders. then, we started shooting eachother with his airsoft gun. he was goingto shoot me, so i ran out of his room and down the hall, and went to my dorm. about a half hour later, he im's me and said that his ra thinks i pissed on his door, and that he SAW me run away. so i went to talk to the ra and clear up the matter, and he basically calls me a liar and says he is writing me up. the best part is that when i have my trial, i have an airtight alibi that is easily verified, and the ra admitted on tape that he didnt see my face (which is true cause i was in anouther building), so he is just going to look like a dumbass. i hate ra's



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Nov 22 2003 5:34AM
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Jib_This
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RAs...haha fuckin' losers. I almost got thrown out of Rez at the University of Guelph for throwing empty 26ers out of the tenth story of their apartment tower rez. After 3 meetings with the dean of discipline and a $100 fine, they let me stay. Then I transferred cuz their school sucks. Fuck that.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
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Nov 22 2003 5:38AM
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Concord
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that was funny


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Nov 25 2003 1:08PM
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d-loc
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yea ive had to deal with RA's, luckily i never lived in a dorm... just my friends did


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Nov 25 2003 1:42PM
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manus
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its more fun when the RA's and RD's (Resident Director's) give up on you. My floor in UVM went through 3 RA's, and basically the school and housing authority (if you wanna call it that) gave up on us. UVM campus police (Vermont State Troopers) were at my dorm nightly, but could rarely proove anything.

Word to the wise though, single person futons (flip-n-fucks) are highly flamable, and when tossed down four flights of stairs, they do not go out and they give off a lot of smoke.

Nov 25 2003 2:01PM
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icecreamsandwich
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wow you guys have a rough time with the RA's. i havent had any problems with the RAs at my school yet. Some of them are pretty cool, they hang out and drink with us and whatnot. but yea, ive heard stories about others being little bitches.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 25 2003 2:34PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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That sucks, and just to make it worse, England then won the rugby.
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Nov 25 2003 4:27PM
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Ski-hobo
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^yeah, that sucks, atleast is wasnt the French. That would be embarassing for everone.


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