ok so tonight marks the occurance of the biggest horse shit i've witnessed in a while. so i get home to my dorm here at beautiful UBC and my Aussie floormate Matt asks if i'm joining everyone to watch the world cup rugby game. i don't really give a shit about rugby but they got the house big screen rented out and theres plenty of people so it sounds like a good time. after taking care of some shit i go in and watch for a bit. soon the local floor bitch is outside complaining to our RA. well whaddaya know some little bitches have been complaining about the cheering noise coming from our floor lounge in which we are watching the game. next thing i know theres a gaggle of little cunts out in the hall bitching to RAs house reps etc. and inside the raucous lounge the fridge has been rolled up against the door. well im short so i take a seat up top of the fridge. some people have to go to the bathroom, i get down. the bitches roll in. the conflict begins. 'youre violating your contract you all have to get out of here, blah blah bitch bitch we're cunts.' time passes, i dont care about rugby, i leave when the RA starts taking names and come back here to my oh so spacious dorm room and pop on tommy boy. there seems to be a little more noise coming in from outside. what do i see? the locl campus rcmp (royal canadian mounted pussies) have been called in to quell the insurection and hostile rebellion located in our floor lounge. people disperse. faggery is rampant. the end. moral of the story: dont be a bitch, or i swear to god, if possible i will slit your throat, take a shit in it and sew it back up. please for the love of society, dont be a whore. no one wins when youre a bitch.
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