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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
well what r u waiting for? post the best pickup line u can think of!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 6:15PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
how bout some ski related ones



'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Dec 3 2003 5:39PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
let me think..... ill try to think of some hold on


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 4 2003 3:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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want to measure my dick?
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Dec 4 2003 3:41PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
heres one if i had to rank u on a scale from one to 10 id have to give u a 10.80 ;) thatz skiierish eh?!?!?!!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 4 2003 3:51PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
a lil corny



'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Dec 4 2003 3:54PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hey baby..whats your DIN set at?
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-kevan
Dec 4 2003 4:05PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
damn bro, that one is sick haha, im for sure usin it



'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Dec 4 2003 4:46PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hey there cutie...how do u like your like ski boots? front entry...or rear?


stop thinking of lines cuz i just took over this thread
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-kevan
Dec 4 2003 4:49PM
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Trouble
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
Frenchy 88 ruined the algebra one on the first page the U+I=69 doesnt equal 69 is dumb. There real one is .... hey can u help me with long division......say this to the hot chick

Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'





i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
Dec 4 2003 4:52PM
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TheWorst
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that one is too complicated haha i actually liked the U+I=69 one better


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Dec 5 2003 8:18PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
I like that word problem addition to that one, girls love that....



'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Dec 5 2003 9:19PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
im so damn confused


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Dec 6 2003 9:44AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
is that dress felt? would it like to be?
Dec 6 2003 9:59AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
i think i could fall madly in bed with you!
Dec 6 2003 10:06AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Dec 6 2003 10:07AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
you remind me of a champion bass, i don't know weather to mount you or eat you.
Dec 6 2003 10:08AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
if i jumped on your back, would you beet me off?
Dec 6 2003 10:09AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
nice pants, can i test the zipper?

do you live on a chicken farm, 'cause you sure know how to raise cocks?

are you free tonight...or will it cost me?
Dec 6 2003 10:13AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
hahaha those r awesome man ^ !!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 6 2003 11:35AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahahahha, those are good...heres an few old ones, maybe said before

'Is there a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants'

'I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?'
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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
Dec 7 2003 11:32AM
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RideBLUNT
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^ sorry attempt at humor


Rock that shit
Dec 7 2003 4:48PM
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Tiffy
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Have you ever made out on a ski lift before?




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Dec 7 2003 5:17PM
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RideBLUNT
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WHOA!!! oh my goodness, that brings back memories of tha 01-02 season. i used that one night of ridin and it worked, it was too short of a lift tho, but fun.


Rock that shit
Dec 7 2003 9:03PM
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Tiffy
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Hey weren't you the chicks we just saw riding topless?




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Dec 7 2003 9:24PM
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bum72287
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
baby, you so fine i would suck a fart straight out of yo ass
Dec 7 2003 10:31PM
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RideBLUNT
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ewwwwww i wouldnt suck a fart outta anyone


Rock that shit
Dec 8 2003 1:09PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
yeah im not quite sure whats up with that one^^
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Dec 8 2003 6:00PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
jf- 'hey kristi your ass is so fucking atractive i think im going to quit skiing just to fuck you'
Dec 8 2003 8:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
bitch wheres my dinner?

Coming Soon...
Dec 8 2003 9:27PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i would like to thank dereck for this terrible pick-up line THAT ACTUALLY WORKED

'Say yes, so that i dont have to rape you'

i'm not kidding, i am going out with her now.


so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
Dec 8 2003 9:42PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i would like to thank dereck for this terrible pick-up line THAT ACTUALLY WORKED

'Say yes, so that i dont have to rape you'

i'm not kidding, i am going out with her now.


so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
Dec 8 2003 9:42PM
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skeechic1357
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
haha oh man I think if a guy actually said any of thes to me I'd slap him O'Hara style right across the face. Funny to read though, haha.



Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
Dec 8 2003 10:11PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
that's a pretty good one petek..

but this one definitely takes the cake:

''baby, you so fine i would suck a fart straight out of yo ass''

whoever posted that..genius..that's the funniest one i've ever heard..
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Dec 8 2003 10:33PM
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TheWorst
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That one is so gross^

heres one d'you know what the difference is between my dick and a sandwich? (no) THEN LETS GO ON A PICKNICK AND FIND OUT!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 10 2003 7:26PM
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BattleAxeFortress
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this one's worked a few times at the clubs...
'Hey... Why aren't we dancing'

'Damn, what do I have to do to be your booty-call?'
'If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me.' - Mike Tyson
Dec 10 2003 8:07PM
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RRR
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
fuck me if Im wrong but you want o sleep with me.
Dec 10 2003 11:29PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
so bad^^ but mine is worse and probably already said. Nice shoes wanna fuck?
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
Dec 10 2003 11:37PM
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jcass_4
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''baby, you so fine i would suck a fart straight out of yo ass''

hahah, so gross but for some reason really funny
Dec 10 2003 11:52PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
YO GURK U FROOOM TENNISEEEE? BEC U DA ONLY 1O I C
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
Dec 10 2003 11:55PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
'Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?'


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Dec 11 2003 12:05AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
thats like the worst one^ 'nice shoes wanna fuck!' y dont u just say 'Fuck me'


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 11 2003 7:03PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
'I lost my teddy bear so will you sleep with me









**~OMI**~
Dec 11 2003 7:21PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
some of mine have been said, just read my signature, all good ones
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courtesy of trouble:Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'


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Credit to Handiboard for this one:Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
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this is mine
ok so have to do this to a girl u hate, so u go up to her when she's talkin and stop in the middle of her sentecne and go 'open ur mouth' wait till she does it, and then say 'umm.. no won't fit' and walk away?
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my love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in
Dec 11 2003 8:00PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
the one from dynastar concept was amazing



IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 11 2003 8:14PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
guy: hey, do you have aol?
girl:yeah
guy:whats your phone number?
...my friend tried that on a girl and he was like ''do you have aol?' she looked at him and was like ''what are u like 7'' and then walked off



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Dec 11 2003 9:11PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
AHAHAHA


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 12 2003 7:48PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
how bout you sit in my lap, and well talk about watever pops up


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Dec 12 2003 7:55PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
that ones been said


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 14 2003 10:07AM
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action_shot
Posts: 1646 - Karma: 97
you have over 200 bones in your body would you like one more?
~never be bought. never be sold~
Dec 14 2003 11:46AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
they say the biggest bone in your body is your femer..... Not Mine


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 14 2003 11:52AM
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