the elizabeth is pollards park ski. i ride my bacons in the park. "too fat for park" is more of a preference then anything.
off of your list i would go with the kung fujas. they seem to be extremely versatile and if you watch pep and andy's mammoth edit then you can see what they are like in the park.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Gravity is a harsh mistress.