Shakira cause im a guy... and Lynyrd Skynrd cause my friends say i should stop listening to that "white trash twang trailer park shat"
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
I have a soft spot for hips don't lie. That song is just too great to miss out on. I also like quite a bit of Lady Gaga too haha. But I think everybody secretly likes Gaga and just pretends to hate her.