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Why the chairlift is better than a girlfriend.

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cj
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Dec 10 2008 2:49PM
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Treestman
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hahahaha nice. + karma
Dec 10 2008 2:51PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Haha
Dec 10 2008 2:52PM
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ginty
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YES hahah i want that shirt
karma +++
Dec 10 2008 2:52PM
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Motes
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haha

"you can smoke on it" :)

Dec 10 2008 2:53PM
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DJay.
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hahaha its true
Dec 10 2008 2:54PM
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nosnowsnakes
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Even I lol'd a little.
Dec 10 2008 3:00PM
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Hansel.
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awesome
Dec 10 2008 3:00PM
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spere
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Chairlifts are silent
Dec 10 2008 3:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
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can't deny the truth
Dec 10 2008 3:01PM
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cj
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haha nice....
Dec 10 2008 3:03PM
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SFBv420.0
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Why a wife that will break trail is better than a girlfriend or a chairlift

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Dec 10 2008 3:03PM
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ECfreeski3
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well we're not all that lucky man
Dec 10 2008 3:06PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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girls need to step their game up, right now a chairlift sounds a whole lot better then a girl.
Dec 10 2008 3:07PM
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GreenStezz
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i can work on a chair lift, cant work on a girl.....
Dec 10 2008 5:07PM
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Aaaron.
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Dec 10 2008 5:14PM
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T-Holt
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Hahaha, I need that shirt.
Dec 10 2008 8:14PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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chairlifts dont give blowjobs.
Dec 10 2008 8:17PM
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sirskizalot
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yup, me too
Dec 10 2008 8:18PM
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nkinsman10
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word
Dec 10 2008 8:19PM
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notomatoplz
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-Chairlifts generally dont have STD's but always be safe

Dec 10 2008 8:21PM
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readiculous
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Amen
Dec 10 2008 8:23PM
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Skibumsmith
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You can't stick your penis in a chairlift.
Dec 10 2008 8:27PM
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ryan.c
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i beg to differ
Dec 10 2008 8:31PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I'm imagining a disembodied dick riding around on a chairlift right now.
Dec 10 2008 8:34PM
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ginty
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Dec 10 2008 9:30PM
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Peter.
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bahahahaha wtf
Dec 10 2008 9:38PM
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Malcolm
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hahaha thats awesome
Dec 10 2008 9:42PM
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Holte
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My roommate has that shirt. He doesn't have a girlfriend anymore...
Dec 10 2008 9:42PM
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skiminnesota
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my dad tried to buy me that shirt. in hind sight i should have gotten it...
Dec 10 2008 9:45PM
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jsud
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haha you just made my day
Dec 10 2008 9:50PM
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laurence^
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sweet
Dec 10 2008 10:05PM
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DJay.
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bahaha best drawing ever
Dec 10 2008 10:43PM
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BrightonFridays
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so epic so true
Dec 10 2008 10:45PM
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Jwenz
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hahahahahahahaa

and chairlift doesn't have emotions..woo
Dec 10 2008 11:55PM
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huge-go
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bahahaha
lol
Dec 11 2008 12:29AM
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Trojan~Man
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but you can get a blowjob on the chairlift...you get both!
Dec 11 2008 3:04AM
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jedi.Jim
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Oh, this is what I am waking up to...
Dec 11 2008 8:09AM
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Rooddss
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I actually laughed lol nice one
Dec 11 2008 8:20AM
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Cheech_Sander
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Chairlifts dont sag with age

chairlifts are open to 3somes (or 4-somes)


Dec 11 2008 7:39PM
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TheButterHashira
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I have that shirt somewhere.
Dec 11 2008 7:41PM
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Cheech_Sander
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chairlifts dont get pregnant?
Dec 11 2008 8:08PM
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cool.
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i bought that shirt for my friend a few years ago
Dec 11 2008 8:24PM
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CJHski
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ha, i need that shirt
Dec 11 2008 8:29PM
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Triple_Strum
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Amen again.
Dec 11 2008 8:33PM
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T_orageskiier
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lmfao...... the truth speaks
Dec 11 2008 10:16PM
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Literature
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One day, I hope that I can be married to someone that cool.
Dec 11 2008 10:28PM
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fsscott
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hahahaha good calll
Dec 11 2008 10:31PM
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line1260skier
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I have that shirt too its dope
Dec 11 2008 11:02PM
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QC_mat
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hahaha that's a sick shirt
Dec 11 2008 11:11PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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hahaha you cant motorboat personallity
Dec 13 2008 1:40PM
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