Salvaging aliens will determine from what we leave behind that the reason humanity faltered was because "the fellas kept aiming at their ladyfriends' eyes or coccygeal butterfly tattoos."
girls need to step their game up, right now a chairlift sounds a whole lot better then a girl.
"I'll pee in there and have sex, but im not sitting down... People pee and have sex in there"-xgf
"you're right. i tend to get my fruits and days of the week confused. i'm having a bad case of the apples."-Flowsion
"Im 5'9" and i just got my XXL ronin pants, they fit perfect" -urchin
my dad tried to buy me that shirt. in hind sight i should have gotten it...
"What made America great was her ability to transform her own dream into hope for all mankind, America did not tell the millions of men and women who came from every country in the world and who -- with their hands, their intelligence and their heart -- built the greatest nation in the world: 'Come, and everything will be given to you.' She said: 'Come, and the only limits to what you'll be able to achieve will be your own courage and your own talent.'"
J weezy king of a town always doing it big
Roaming the streets all fresh with a brew a cig
Grabbin attention from all the shorties eyein him all around
crowd everywhere watchin him two step with a bottle of crown
Always strapped no doubt no ones messing with him
Rockin the plain white T with the all white Tims
Aint no denying J weezy always runnin this shit
All the other hatahz rejecting just aint legit
Rollin up to the club, black on black with the 22s
Ben Frankz flying around my nig J weezy is true
but you can get a blowjob on the chairlift...you get both!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"