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Loud Ways of Waking People up

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Ian.
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alright so my brothers friend one morning woke me up by bangin a pot and pan together as a joke then the next weekend he stayed over and i woke him up with a air horn and revenge so no its like a war

so ive come to you for cheap very loud creative ways of waking people up i wanna have some fun with this



ps jorgen dont tell curtis about any of these ideas
Dec 9 2008 10:55PM
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skithesprings
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if he has a stereo just set the alarm, turn it all the way up, and wait
Dec 9 2008 10:58PM
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jayo.
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teabag
Dec 9 2008 11:01PM
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TechnoPotamus
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fireworks in a trash can, hilariousss
Dec 9 2008 11:01PM
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C0RN
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turn up the heat in his room, fog machine, start screamin FIRE!!
Dec 9 2008 11:04PM
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shredtahoesteezy
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thats like the funniest thing ever i lold hella hard

but any instrunment works great especially an electric guitar on full distortion and full volume

Dec 9 2008 11:06PM
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k-rob
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pour a bucket of water on their head.
put their cellphone in a blender and take it to their bed and turn it on.
grab a chainsaw and turn it on and wave it at them as they open their eyes.
build a bomb (use google), open their window and blow up their car.

Dec 9 2008 11:06PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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buy a bunch of small, cheap battery powered alarm clocks and hide them in hard to find places in his room.

set each one to go off like an hour after the one before it. (2:00 AM, 3:00 AM 4:00 AM etc)

now he'll keep gettin woken up all night, and he'll be so pissed and tired in the morning!!!


Dec 9 2008 11:08PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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good idea, idiot.
Dec 9 2008 11:09PM
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skiminnesota
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exactly.....

get a variety of sounds also... not just the beep beep beep ones.
Dec 9 2008 11:10PM
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C0RN
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winner!
Dec 9 2008 11:10PM
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Tinga
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i think the obvious answer is air horn
Dec 9 2008 11:12PM
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Ian.
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i already did a air horn i love the alarm clock idea where can i aget cheap battery power ones

any other ideas
Dec 9 2008 11:14PM
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k-rob
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oh sorry, i forgot that some people couldn't tell what a joke was if one danced naked in front of them. here ya go mr. serious:

disclaimer: do not build bombs, wave chainsaws, blow up cars, destroy cellphones, or do anything else that is against the law in your region. k-rob does not advocate illegal activity and any misinterpretation of his jokes are not his fault and he cannot be held accountable for any illegal activity commited by the reader of his posts.
Dec 9 2008 11:14PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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i think this one needs to be tried tho, regardless of what you decide!!!!

and film it, and upload it so we can all see
Dec 9 2008 11:16PM
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Ian.
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o im not gonna decide on only one i need many idea as this will last a while
Dec 9 2008 11:18PM
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Tinga
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oh look at that said that in the original post. or if he sleeps in his boxers you could sprinkle kool aid on his sheets and turn him colors. then like wake him up and ask why he is green?
Dec 9 2008 11:20PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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ohhhh

K-ROB PWNS A NOOB ON THE INTERWEBZ!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!
Dec 9 2008 11:21PM
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[~_~]
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Cat to the face!
Dec 9 2008 11:21PM
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JordanClarke
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yell in there ear really loud
Dec 9 2008 11:24PM
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fsscott
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Dec 9 2008 11:28PM
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artfullydodged
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if instead of waking him up cover his enitire floor in those little Cacti you can buy at Lowe's or Home Depot, imagen waking up amidst a sea of cacti, sooooo beat.
Dec 9 2008 11:28PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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butter the floor and then air horn him!!!!


Dec 9 2008 11:30PM
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Alex_G
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rip some ass into his ear
Dec 9 2008 11:30PM
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seeingstars
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Boat horn?

like an air horn- but louder
Dec 9 2008 11:30PM
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kepler.
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sig!!
Dec 9 2008 11:31PM
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SteezyOhio
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does it have to be loud. if he gets drunk wait till one night when he falls asleep drunk and sneak one of your friends who is comfortable with their sexuality into his bed have them distrub him enough that he wakes up and watch him flip out as your friend gives vivid details of their "sexual" night ... and film it
Dec 9 2008 11:34PM
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Tmeels
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we put fire crackers in my buddy (dbrown)'s pockets when he was passed out.  He didnt budge
Dec 10 2008 3:07AM
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XtRemE11
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haha one time my friend woke another friend up by getting naked and sitting on his face, then like swiping, so he was draging his ass and balls on his face.
we did the firecrackers in the trash can, which was awesome!!!

another cool thing to do would be get naked, or alteast just boxers, slowly climb into bed with him, put your arm around him, then when he wakes up in the morning he will be so freaked out, this would work especially well if he was drunk the night before and couldnt remember anything.
Dec 10 2008 4:03AM
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skiP.E.I.
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a snowplow drove back and forth past my apartment this morning for about 40 minutes, and it scraped the pavement very loudly and beeped when it backed up.
You could just gather a ton of miscellaneous bright lights and train them all on him until he wakes up

Dec 10 2008 9:00AM
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feihlination
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whoever this kid is, he reminds me of my bro, so annoying in situations like that, and yeah, he does sound gay when singing "i believe i can fly", oh well i think anyone does
Dec 10 2008 9:38AM
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cab509
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This ideas only works if it's game day/ a house boat trip/ or that you usually drink in the morning.


but one way we wake up those who are sleeping in the morning is by playing loud drinking games like Thumper or Ye- Haw right next to there bed.


OR I've been woken up by having a Dog thrown up on my bed and then I wrestled her (still drunk when I woke up so it seemed like a great idea)

I think a Megaphone could be fun too and just yell into there ear with it.
Dec 10 2008 9:44AM
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timmi
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hit him
Dec 10 2008 10:23AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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thrift store prob has some cheap alarm clocks
Dec 10 2008 1:05PM
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P-trees
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Cum in his nasal cavity.
Dec 10 2008 1:36PM
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Jodi
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I read in the local paper the other day that this lousy dad was charged with child abuse for pinning his 3 year old down, and blowing an air horn directly into his ear to stop him from crying. bet THAT worked.
Dec 10 2008 1:45PM
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TechnoPotamus
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wowww what an asshole
Dec 10 2008 2:17PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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Anything done on Viva la Bam...

I can't find the clip of my fave... but the one where Dunn and Tony Hawk wake up Bam. They first place a ton of thumb tacks on the floor outside of his bedroom door and then Dunn brings in his CBR crotch rocket and does a burnout in the house...
Dec 10 2008 2:26PM
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Ian.
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bump
Dec 14 2008 2:05AM
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wh@t
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does he have a dresser or cupboard or something? just tie a rope or something to all the shit in his room and pull! everything comes smashing down and its loud and messy.

also, i would put all of these together. the multiple hidden alarm clocks, the fireworks in a trashcan, airhorns, loudspeaker with say a dog barking into it, turn on a few vacuums.

that would be impossible to beat.
Dec 14 2008 2:27AM
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MrYeates
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my threads

Dec 14 2008 10:48AM
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