Craziest day...ever...kind of.

okay. i'm going to break this up into paragraphs with titles and everything to make it and easy, yet enjoyable read.



1:00PM-8:30PM
i was skiing at my home mountains with my friends during this time. it was a lot of fun. we pretty much skied around basically being the biggest douche bags possible. (i.e. asking girls how much dick they sucked, then asking for their numbers.) all was well and it was snow the majority of the day so it was quite soft and fluffy. We finally got a crew together and blessed it with the gorgeous name: Meatball. its sweet, love it.


8:45PM
i was driving home. mind you it is a 30 minute to 45 minute drive depending on weather/traffic conditions. i was going about 90 on the high way just chillin with cruise control on. all of the sudden i see the reflection of red and blue lights on my dash board. naturally, in my mind i was like "fuck man, one more speeding ticket and my license is gone till the big 18. this is horrible, i want to die." so i slow down getting ready to pull over and look in my mirror and the lights go out. the cop procedes to speed up next to me, wave, and then speed off again. this left my mind wondering "what the fuck... that was was ridiculous, if there was a god, he was definatly present in this situation." reguardless, i'm one lucky bastard.


9:30PM-1:00AM
its snowing. really bad. and the roads are pretty slippery and quite icy. i go over to a friends and spin 180's in my car on his street for a while and drift some corners and such. oh yeah, and some beezy bought me micky d's for dinner and it was awesome slidding around in the parking lot with the automobile!
so we get ready to leave. my friend and i are slidding corners like we have been all night and i see a deer. and as everyone knows, when you see one deer, there's usually two or three following. i see the deer. then see another deer. i try to stop and my car kept going. i had no control so i pulled the e-brake and turned the wheel to avioid hitting this woodland creature. well the poor bastard wasn't quick enough. he skappered as fast as he could but his inatequite hoofs slid across the ice like a fucking toddler on ice skates. basically bambi got an ass full of mazda. i clipped the fucker right on the honches and the force from my vehicle sent this poor mamal spinning across the ice and falling straignt on its ass. it was hilarious. the best part is, there was no damage done to my car what so ever. gentlmen, this was the most unexpected thing i've witnessed in a while and i died laughing once i found out my car rode away unscathed.





thank you for reading my kinda not so crazy night full of unexpected surprises and festivities.