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This is a little gay but i dno what to do

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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
So i have this female friend and she's really cool and all and pretty hot..here is where my problem comes in. I like her a fair bit and she just broke up with her boyfriend..i dno how to approach her and not sound like im taking advantage of her.
Dec 6 2008 10:15PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
simple lil doo, you just gotta maker drunk and den make her sex
Dec 6 2008 10:16PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
This is part of the problem..neither her or i drink..sounds kinda lame but w/e
Dec 6 2008 10:17PM
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C0RN
Posts: 365 - Karma: 113
I was in that EXACT same situation last year! I invited her out to dinner then when we were walkin back to the car in the parkin lot i pulled down her pants and peed in her butt
Dec 6 2008 10:18PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
THATS FUCKING AWESOME...GREAT IDEA..assdick
Dec 6 2008 10:18PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54

OH SHI--

Welcome back Lil G.

Dec 6 2008 10:19PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
you just gotta do tha tricks, lil kids is good at dis shit. you gotta say slip tha roofies in tha drink, its tha only way fo 12 year olds
Dec 6 2008 10:20PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
much respekt homie
Dec 6 2008 10:20PM
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C0RN
Posts: 365 - Karma: 113
heyyy i aint no assdick!
Dec 6 2008 10:21PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Alright its all good..assdick
Dec 6 2008 10:21PM
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Gr33nThumb
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
tell her how it is, and get u some
Dec 6 2008 10:24PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Naw bros i need some serious thought on this bitch..i wouldnt have posted it on NS if i could think of a way
Dec 6 2008 10:29PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Alright thanks man..anymore insight would be awesome..and i rated up your karma just so you know
Dec 6 2008 10:33PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
yeah i know whachu mean..makes sense. shits an oppurtunity gotta "carpe diem" just not right now lol
Dec 6 2008 10:35PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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yeah..thanks for the insight man
Dec 6 2008 10:37PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
god i missed you.

still reppin the norte?
Dec 6 2008 10:40PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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hahahah thats funny shit right there.
Dec 6 2008 10:42PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I'm sigging that lol.
welcome back Lil_G
Dec 6 2008 10:42PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
K i dno who Lil_G is but..how the fuck did he lojack my thread
Dec 6 2008 10:47PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
WE NEED PIX
Dec 6 2008 10:54PM
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jason...
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aha yes lil G returns
Dec 6 2008 10:54PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Of me peeing in her butt?
Dec 6 2008 10:55PM
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fsscott
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ahahahaha da g is pricelessssss
Dec 6 2008 10:56PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128

fucking hell lil_g's been back for over a month now

Dec 6 2008 10:59PM
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zylstra
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Dec 6 2008 11:18PM
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mellifluous
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threads with multiple quoting back and forth between members without icons is terribly confusing

Dec 6 2008 11:20PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Yo guys i made this thread for actual advice..so please keep it helpful
Dec 6 2008 11:26PM
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doublexl
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whats good gordian?

welcome back dunna
Dec 7 2008 12:12AM
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j0rdan
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Give her time right now... like a week or something.
depends on how long her and her b/f were dating.

but you have to tell her eventually.

Dec 7 2008 12:14AM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
haha OH SHIT you're back.  wicked haha.  (or still here... i dunno i hadn't been on NS for a long time until pretty recently).

NSG just got more interesting.
Dec 7 2008 12:37AM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
alright i just read the rest of the thread and i guess you were gone for a while Lil G. 

awesome thread jack, there's a limited number of NS members who can do it that effectively haha.
Dec 7 2008 12:39AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
post it in ladies men if you actually want helpful answers...i dont really know what to say though, maybe just stay pretty close to her and hint that you are open to a relationship or whatever, but dont push anything too soon. give her time.
Dec 7 2008 12:43AM
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Anathema
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Key was to get in there as they were breaking up. You could have been that "Sweet, nice guy that listens and really cares about her" unlike that jackass of a dude she was with.

You blew it.

That's my secret anyways. Trust me, it works. If you sense a chick is having a boyfriend issues, get in there. Half the time you don't even have to do anything. Listen to her rant, and she's think you're the greatest guy ever.

There may still be a chance for you, though. Seriously, be that comforting, sensitive douchebag that girls think they want. She's vulnerable.
Dec 7 2008 1:20AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Do what he says, just make sure to make your move before too much time has passed as the sensative guy. Wait too long and you risk getting the "Oh but you've been like such a brother to me"

Don't get lumped with the friends. Make sure you make your intentions known.

Dec 7 2008 12:47PM
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4mica
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 60
just show her how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta,






she'll be yours for sure then.
Dec 7 2008 2:01PM
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Style+eeze
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i'm not sure how this is gay... but i see what you mean. you should wait for a little bit, and then start to close in. MAKE SURE NOT TO BECOME HER FRIEND!!! she's vulnerable, and she needs somebody to help her out with her emotional distress. you have to make it clear from the beginning that you don't just want to be friends, but that peeing in her butt is a priority.

welcome back Lil_G
Dec 7 2008 2:07PM
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Kazabazua
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well basically man, your in the 'friendzone' as many would call it. This is really hard to get out of because you probably went out with her a bunch of times and she'd tell you shit she wouldnt normally tell other people therefore she trusts you. If you all of a sudden tell her that you like her all of her trust for you will fly out the window because in a way you lied to her. To make things work and for her to be attracted to you, you have to not talk to her for a while (over a month or so) breaking your friendship then just one day go up to her and attract her and then ask her if she wants to go out for drinks or something. i know this because every guy has been there and there is only really one way to get out unless you get lucky somehow and she liked you while she was dating her bf which has happened to me before but is pretty fuckin rare. good luck it is one of the hardest manouevers.
Dec 7 2008 4:49PM
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uh_lis_uh
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you dont want to be a rebound so give her some time. but don't wait too long! u don't wanna miss your chance. i'd say give it a week or two then tell her how u feel but don't be pushy so she doesn't feel rushed into anything. let her take her time.
Dec 7 2008 4:58PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
yeah rebounds blow
Dec 7 2008 5:21PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Im not very experienced with girls so..whats the big deal with being the rebound dude?
Dec 7 2008 5:26PM
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no_steeze
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yes!!!!!!!
he's back
Dec 7 2008 5:28PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Who the HELL IS LIL_G !!???????
Dec 7 2008 5:43PM
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BennyV
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Hey!! a blow is a blow..get on it kid
Dec 7 2008 6:04PM
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Kazabazua
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basically she might wheel you but only because she's sort of mad at her ex bf... you will be used

Dec 8 2008 3:11AM
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Campeador
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how dare you even ask, just pay your respekt
Dec 8 2008 4:20AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
BAN!!!
Dec 8 2008 6:09AM
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