Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

my only two wishes

profile picture
spicelord
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
i would like to be able to see my own funeral...see how many people actually cared about me and how sad they are. then i would like to come back alive.
if you had two wishes what would they be?




'nuff said
Nov 19 2003 12:47PM
0 0
profile picture
cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
to never have to work again in my life and to have my left leg back.

****

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Nov 19 2003 1:08PM
0 0
profile picture
winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
been watchin tom saywer to much?

be a pro skier
fuck mrs.spears



-------------------
excuse me flow,
whats the soup de jour?
it's the soup of the day.
ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.

dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
Nov 19 2003 1:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
watching your own funeral would be kinda cool, and to have hot bitches around me all day grabbing my shit and wanting it in the ass


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 19 2003 1:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
it would be cool to die for awhile and see how it affected everyone. then come back alive and everything is the same (except for the hot girls wanting your shit as lateralis put it).
----------------------
The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 19 2003 3:59PM
0 0
profile picture
brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
what spicelord said
HoldFast
Nov 19 2003 5:20PM
0 0
profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
why would you care what people think when you die? life your life for yourself. i would want to be injury under any circumstance... and i am going to have to say amazingly rich, because then i could be lazy... and ski all the time.
___________________
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 19 2003 6:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
lots of snow when and where I want it and a few billion dollars.

Coming Soon...
Nov 19 2003 6:52PM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah if i had two wishes the first one would be for billions, and the second would be for tons of the hottest chicks in the world wanting me
--------------------

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Nov 19 2003 7:04PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
well, id wish for 100000 wishes, and snow
====================================================

yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 19 2003 7:06PM
0 0
profile picture
KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
i'd wish for the power to make it snow and to have WORLD PEACE! aiiiiiii
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Nov 19 2003 7:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
ahh, the power to make it snow, Ive thought about that before


---------------
Nov 19 2003 7:29PM
0 0
profile picture
Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
unlimited wishes, then hot women and the ability to freeze time, i would do spears on stage lol
____________
Eco
wow i thought mtv was good for like 3 mins with viva la bam then they have this 10 spot show wildboyz. is this just me or is it primetime gay porn with a little animal sex in it?
b-wald: 'shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..'
mommy:'that idea has been done sooo many time.. dr. phil, hello?'

'Straight outa' Compton!'
Nov 19 2003 7:32PM
0 0
profile picture
bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
hahahhahahha




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 19 2003 8:33PM
0 0
profile picture
gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
hah do her frozen, i dont know how good that would be......
-Nick Iwanyshyn
_____________________________________________________________

Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
Nov 19 2003 8:45PM
0 0
profile picture
petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
die in a blaze of glory at the age of 50.
never worry about any financial problems, and just wander the world.


jesus was a liberal
thats why i vote conservative.
Nov 19 2003 8:47PM
0 0
profile picture
HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
have one of those men in black mind resetter thingers, and then 'take advantage' of a lot of people
********************************************************************
Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Nov 19 2003 10:29PM
0 0
profile picture
WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
a wallet with never-ending, regenerating $100 bills. and also the hot bitches that Lateralis talked about

___________________

'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
Nov 19 2003 11:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
live forever, if only as a ghost, and id want to have lots of money, not to buy a lot of stupid shit with, but so that i could support myself and never have to work, fuck all that bullshit that you wont appreciate things if you dont work for them





die.
Nov 19 2003 11:38PM
0 0
profile picture
ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
just one, whatever i want whenever i want.


phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
Nov 19 2003 11:43PM
0 0
profile picture
doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
^ word to that
_______________________________________
In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.
-David
Nov 20 2003 7:59AM
0 0
profile picture
SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
a free ski pass and chalet and food pass to every ski town this side of kalamaziooooooo forevor.... then a cool billion, and bitches... and the power to freeze....... and bitches grabbin my shit........and paris and britney bobbin on my johnson.....

Is this to much to ask?!?!!

jj
Nov 20 2003 9:06AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)