i saw this one girls gone wild (i dont normally watch it cuz its pretty darn weak, but i was at my friends house) and there was this one lady, (pretty fat, blonde, really slutty looking) and she got implants the size f watermelons; her boobs were the size of frickin watermelons.
I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.