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if only jeebus...

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Sk3bUm
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would have made our hands and feet as warm as our twig and berries
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Nov 19 2003 12:53AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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if only jeebus made us
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 19 2003 7:36AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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unless our hands smelled like our berries, that wouldnt be so good
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 19 2003 7:37AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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or our hands felt as good as our twigs
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 19 2003 7:38AM
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spicelord
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what if jesus was real? would he make the wars and poverty stop? would he allow black people to get jobs? would he get rid of all woprld sickness? why would jesus make people alive and hten kill them when there only 16?
R.I.P jon smith




'nuff said
Nov 19 2003 12:45PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
who's jesus?
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 19 2003 4:01PM
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JackieChan
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^ I thought we were talkin' about jeebus here.
Nov 19 2003 4:57PM
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hucksterjibber15
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if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general
Nov 19 2003 5:07PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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no were talkin about our frank and two beans
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 19 2003 6:36PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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what if jeebus came and raped the pope up the ass?

then would everybody be raping each other up the ass? I think so!


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Nov 19 2003 8:04PM
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Sk3bUm
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the thing about blacks getting jobs is just stupid... everyone knows that black are thieves that is their job
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Nov 19 2003 10:53PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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oh well, if you didn't live there, some smelly hawaiians might move in
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 19 2003 11:09PM
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NomenClature
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lets get something straight: black people dont have jobs becasue they are burnt smerfs who are to fucking lazy to work, so instead they infest our streets and hurt the hard working white man.
















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