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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
okay, so i have a girl to get a gift for.
okay, so i have more than one girl to get a gift for.

how do I go about doing this? economically, what are some good choices? preferably things that are logical, and can be mailed or packaged. i will not give them my left eyelashes and i can't always give a night out to dinner or something.
let's thing of tangible things, liek a penis, but not.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Nov 18 2003 9:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i know something u can give them packaged up real nice w/ latex.
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Nov 18 2003 9:50PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
what is it Derek? do you know where I can get one?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Nov 18 2003 9:59PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Haha. I'm so bad at gifts, it's like a whole missing thing i should have learned. So i'm gonna have to take some ideas from here. This little latex wrapped package sounds good. Do they come in different sizes?
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Nov 18 2003 10:04PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
go with the latex wrapped gift
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Nov 18 2003 10:07PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Forget the latex wrapping!





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Nov 18 2003 10:08PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
are you guys talkin about a M&M filled surgeon glove?


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Nov 18 2003 11:08PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
of course
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Nov 19 2003 12:29AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
'Forget the latex wrapping!'

hahaha that's fucking great.

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Nov 19 2003 12:55AM
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spicelord
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
slap her in the face...for extra bonus points..make it a dick slap




'nuff said
Nov 19 2003 12:35PM
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joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
see i wouldsend christmas flower arangments that way they are like 50 a piece girls like them and you can send them o ya you can touch them so the fit your tangable need
Nov 19 2003 1:11PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
^ not all girls like flowers...i think they are a waste of money...they look nice for a little while..then they die. generally if they like flowers..they will like stuffed animals...get them a stuffed animal of their favourite animal or something in that case...they dont die.

or just ask them what they want if you are so worried you wont get it right. thats a simple way.


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So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 19 2003 1:29PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
FARP thong and a Poniverus hat or jewelry.

Coming Soon...
Nov 19 2003 2:11PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
whoa. brody's such a slut. more than one girl. slow down.

but seriously... buying for one girl is sooo much easier, because you can focus all your money/attention on her and get her a really nice present... instead of buying 50 girls some crappy beanie baby.


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Nov 19 2003 3:45PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Go for stuff toys. Almost all girls love them. That's what i'm doing.


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Nov 19 2003 3:59PM
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timber
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 13
Is there such thing as a crappy beanie baby?
Nov 19 2003 7:54PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
im thinking of getting mf gf a vibrator.. but i think its a little forward as we've only been going out for like a month




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Nov 19 2003 7:57PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
^ yeah, that seems a bit risky


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Nov 19 2003 8:00PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
just get her some gift certificate at some stupid store she shops at.. or steal her something nice


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Nov 19 2003 8:16PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
Teddy, i can't help it man....
what can i say?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Nov 19 2003 8:19PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Who would spend $50 on some flowers, that's bullshit. Get her like a candy necklace or something, more economical.




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Nov 19 2003 8:35PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
hahaha nice derek. that is classy. i love it.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 19 2003 9:48PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
ok so if you want the ladies this is what you do. it should work. go to Victoria's Secret and get her a Body By Victoria bra, they will make her feel beautiful, almost all girls like em.

then get her some boycut shorts, they are so sexy, good for her and for you.

also pick her up some perfume or lotion, they sell nice little gift boxes and everything.

And if you really want to got the extra mile, buy her something from the Very Sexy collection, and you will be set.

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Nov 20 2003 12:00PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Some KY jelly and a video cammra.



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Nov 20 2003 1:29PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ then when she opens it she'll laugh. and then you put on this serious ass face and say ' im not joking. bend the fuck over '




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Nov 20 2003 1:37PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
chicks like sentimental shit. Jewelry or a music box.
Nov 20 2003 3:54PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
flowers, cards, something from the heart. Girls remember things, stuff like that means a lot to them. Jewelry's good too, but not cheap stuff you can get at the grocery store...better go with flowers or a nicely written card if money's an issue
Nov 24 2003 1:17PM
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MacMahoooon
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'Girls like sentimental shit' well put jodi

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Nov 24 2003 1:23PM
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Lanemeyers
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I just bought my girlfriend a heating blanket for her bed, cause she's always freezing.... it was for our anniversary....it seems like it's a cheesey gift, but she loves it.... You have to pay attention to everything they say and pick up on little things throughout the year.... that is how you suprise them.... She bought me a pocket watch. It's like the coolest gift I've ever got. I've wanted one for a long time, and she remembered me saying that months ago... Put some thought into who she is.... Asking on the internet is a quick way out....


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Nov 24 2003 1:40PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
so true jonas. so true.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 24 2003 1:42PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
My Gf is not getting nothing for christmas unless a few thousand dollars fall out of the sky but very doubtful


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Nov 24 2003 1:54PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
^^ you could still make her something or do something sweet without spending money on her, im sure she would appreciate that even more, knowing that you were thoughtful about it.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 24 2003 5:01PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
I go for the 2 year old piece of Halloween candy.
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Nov 24 2003 5:03PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
or underwear ;) most girls I know like cute stuff like that...and its cheap at walmart ;-)
Nov 24 2003 5:44PM
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icecreamsandwich
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^ haha yea walmart underwear. you have to look though...i mean a lot of walmart underwear isnt so cute and stuff, its more just 'look at me, im a 12 yr old slut' ...but they do have some nice undies.

american eagle is key for undies though...although more expensive


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 24 2003 6:09PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
shit lanemeyers, pocket watches are shiznittlebamsnipsnapsally. what a nice girl. you know you're the shit when all you friend's check their watches, and you bust out your 'timepiece.' i'm so jealous.
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Nov 24 2003 6:16PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I think I already gave her enough stuff I got her pregent


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Nov 24 2003 6:37PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
ahh that sucks.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 24 2003 6:49PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
brody: i want to have sex with you.
merry christmas.

love, me


Teddy
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Nov 24 2003 8:01PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
1 word >>>>DILDO lol

~You Can Call Me Matty~
Nov 24 2003 9:05PM
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EastCoastPride
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oh shoot. i just got a beanie baby in the mail from somewhere in ohio...

thanks, asshole. i was expecting you to come in person.


Teddy
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Nov 24 2003 9:06PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
BUT I GOT A LINE STICKER!!!!!!!!!@@#!!@!11

OMG OMG OMG OM GOM GOM G0OMOGMLGKMGOMG GOMMGO OGMKGMGOM0OGOMG


Teddy
SRMC
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Nov 24 2003 9:07PM
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nilzlet
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try and find something that you will also benift from.

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Nov 24 2003 9:25PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
ok ive been listening lately and im gonne get her the new our lady peace dvd but what else should i get her? clothing is super hard to pick out for chicks. not super expensive like jewlery. i dont believe in getting a chick jewlery if its under $75 and i dont have that kinda cash right now




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Nov 24 2003 9:29PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
ok so you know this girl, shes your gf or something, you must know something she has mentioned that she would like, or you know her interests, get her something along those lines. generally girls are not going to like getting dildos unless you guys are open about that stuff, and generally the lingerae (sp?) idea is good...if you are sleeping together, but not so original.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 24 2003 9:37PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
i dont want fred and randall on my girlfriend's crotch, somehow that would just really turn me off...sorry to the boys of FARP but no go on the thong...


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Nov 24 2003 10:08PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
thank you lanemeyers and jodi.
Both perfect gift ideas.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Nov 24 2003 11:36PM
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joei
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get her a nice gold fish and send it in a little baggy full of air and water rush delivery to her house, name it after her, reap your awards!!!
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Nov 24 2003 11:52PM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
make her somthing or paint her a pic

gilrs like crativity n arts shyt

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Nov 25 2003 1:06AM
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skeechic1357
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UNDERWEAR! I love underwear!!


I wish someone would talk to me...I feel lonely without any friends!
Nov 25 2003 3:05PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i got a goldfish for my birthday and i love it. he is sooo tough. he is red. since he is tough and red i named him bloody hell.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 25 2003 3:19PM
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