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Stratton is a bunch of fuckin dumbasses

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vtrider
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Stratton is deffinitly made up of a bunch of dumbasses who dont care about shit, just got this in my email:
Dear Matt,

With rain in the forecast through the weekend, we have decided to re-schedule opening day for Wednesday, Nov. 26 so that you will find New England's finest skiing and riding right here at Stratton Mountain for the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
A strong start to the snowmaking season has given our team the chance to make enough snow to bury a football field 200 feet deep. And we're stockpiling it on some of your favorite playing fields such as North American, Polar Bear, Grizzly, Suntanner ... We expect 10 trails and a jib park for Opening Day 2003!



So gay! I will fuckin ski in the rain, who gives a shit, thats when the snows nice and soft anyway.

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Nov 18 2003 8:02PM
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acc
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what the fuck. that sucks. i was looking at the weather report though...its supossed to rain from tomorrow through monday. doesn't look like there will be any decent skiing this weekend unless temps drop and it turns to rain

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Nov 18 2003 8:08PM
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TKMB
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I was hoping the snowmaking temperatures would continue all week long. stratton would definately build jumps, but if the snow is gonna melt, it wont be happening. they should open anyways though

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Nov 18 2003 8:13PM
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TKMB
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I was hoping the snowmaking temperatures would continue all week long. stratton would definately build jumps, but if the snow is gonna melt, it wont be happening. they should open anyways though

'el tit zero three, ya gotta check that shit...........ya gotta check that shit el tit' -matt heneghan
Nov 18 2003 8:14PM
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vtrider
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'unless temps drop and turns to rain' yes you heard it here first folks, when the weather gets cold, it rains.
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Nov 18 2003 8:14PM
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LineBoarder
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^ yeah i saw that to..... shitty, gotta love new england weather......

i was supposed to go to statton this weekend to.. fuckkk





'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

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Nov 18 2003 8:14PM
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Irotate360
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200 ft deep? does that sound strange to anyone?



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Nov 18 2003 8:18PM
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acc
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whoopsy...hehe...i uh meant unless the temps drop and it turns to snow. i'm tired :(

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Nov 18 2003 8:19PM
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five0
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when will have have a pipe open..any old pipe
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Nov 18 2003 8:37PM
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winterparksuks
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cant wait huh? that sucks hope they open soon i know the feeling



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ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.

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Nov 18 2003 8:47PM
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LineBoarder
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if they delayed their opening i bet not for a little while.. but hey who am i anyways





'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

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Nov 18 2003 8:48PM
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BakerBoy
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Neat? An entire football field? Is that how people measure the size of their mountains on the East Coast? By the relative size to a football field? That's so fucking sad.
Nov 19 2003 12:22AM
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Triple_Strum
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you know what IS sad? every person I have seen with the word 'Baker' in their names happens to be a pompous dick. Is it in the water?

anyway... the football field statistic is not odd, they are just adding up total cubic snow over the entire mountain and using numbers so it makes it seem like a lot. I am sure at whister there is enough to cover many football fields 100 ft deep in snow. good marketing tactic though ;)

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Nov 19 2003 12:45AM
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acc
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^hahaha very valid point

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Nov 19 2003 9:06AM
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LineBoarder
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true.. they just try to relate their snow coverage to something ordinary people can relate it to... and a football field everyone knows the length and gets the point... damn college has taught me well lol





'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

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Nov 19 2003 10:01AM
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smuggs
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uh huh umm about that. we are gonna have to ask you to move your desk again.
Nov 19 2003 10:05AM
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vtrider
Posts: 1988 - Karma: 41
Stapler....thats my stapler!
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Nov 19 2003 10:38AM
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joe_cool_ski
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that sucks the weather is sucking ass this year mother nature is a whore
Nov 19 2003 11:25AM
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Charles_Grant
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annnnddd i could see the squirls and they were marry
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Nov 19 2003 11:57AM
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CTripper
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baker, weak attempt at trying to diss the east coast. if you had any reading skill, you would realize that that's all the snow they've made. no where in that does it say that's how big the mountain is.
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Nov 19 2003 1:23PM
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BakerBoy
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Hahahah. You guys are so sensitive, its cute. I guess I'm just not used to mountains measuring their snow by how much they have blown in regards to football field size. We just stick with the good 'ol natural base depth out here, which is around 50 something inches at Mt. Baker.
Nov 19 2003 2:46PM
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Irotate360
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50 in^ huh thats the size of my dick, that im goin to used to beat u down...ohh yea we got 4 in. today, of rain that is



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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

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Nov 19 2003 3:30PM
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CTripper
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well then i'm sorry. you're the coolest person i've ever seen on this message board. natural cover, oh my! there's resorts that rely on that here too. but oh right, we measure snow differently, so i'll stop talking.
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Nov 19 2003 4:30PM
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