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Bhayter10
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Why hasnt the military thought of this before?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI

Dec 3 2008 10:52AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
scared me cuz my volume was cranked then just gunshts
Dec 3 2008 10:58AM
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Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
Haha sorry man, I should've put a warning on there. Pretty sick though huh?
Dec 3 2008 10:59AM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
I don't think that bayonets are relevant anymore because we have automatic weapons and relatively little close combat
Dec 3 2008 11:04AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
dude ur totally forgetting the niche market of lumberjacks that hunt.......like sarah palin
Dec 3 2008 11:12AM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
oh SHIT!

you're right

she would hunt with an automatic weapon too
Dec 3 2008 11:14AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
now that i think about it, the chainsaw would make gutting the deer sooo much easier...and fun
Dec 3 2008 11:20AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
dear god...
Dec 3 2008 2:31PM
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Calb3rt
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im fairly positive there are not many lumberjacks in alaska. especially not sarah palin, shes just a dumb bitch
Dec 3 2008 2:33PM
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ski_ENDUB
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Just you guys wait till Zombies come and try and take over.
Dec 3 2008 2:36PM
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anxju
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hmmm, maybe cause chainsaws are heavy as hell? when your carrying over 100 lbs of gear lets see if you want a chainsaw when you already have an m4, colt .45, and maybe a knife
Dec 3 2008 2:50PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
yeah i was going to say the chain saw tactics are being saved for when the zombies attack.
Dec 3 2008 3:06PM
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Peter.
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Dec 3 2008 3:26PM
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k-rob
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what? who hunts with an m4 or a colt .45?
Dec 3 2008 3:33PM
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CZA
Posts: 1715 - Karma: 202
when the fuck did hunting come into play...
the question was why hasn't the MILITARY thought of this... not hunters.
Dec 3 2008 4:34PM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
when this happened:

Quoting willdostuff4c... from Dec 3 2008 11:12:18:
dude ur totally forgetting the niche market of lumberjacks that hunt.......like sarah palin
Dec 3 2008 4:38PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
sorry, thought we were still talking about sarah palin and deer hunting, yeah it's up there in a few posts.
still, who the fuck is running around in the military with a colt .45? did somebody from the 1870's travel through time to the present and bring their single action army with them? i'd like to meet the military man using an SAA and punch him in the face.
Dec 3 2008 4:40PM
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anxju
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well i was answering the main post
Dec 3 2008 4:41PM
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P-trees
Posts: 306 - Karma: 12
you obviously didn't consider hunting baby seals did you? Or whales, they're mighty hard to kill, you gotta cut em' up
Dec 3 2008 4:47PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
you dont shoot or chainsaw baby seals you club them, duhhhh
Dec 3 2008 4:50PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
YEAH, MODERN DAY LANCER!!!

Now we can pwn terrorizers with this instead of evil Locust hordes!!


Dec 3 2008 5:09PM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12

Sarah Palin is for sure the only person I can possibly see using this ever.

...unless zombies invade.
Dec 3 2008 5:36PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
ummmm, gears of war anybody?



Dec 3 2008 5:42PM
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