or because he's a stupid hood rat who can't get his shit together.
i like that guy and i think he's one of the best receivers out there, so he should hire a fuckin bodyguard to carry his guns for him and stop thuggin' so goddamn much, that's how fucking pro ball players get in so much trouble. he doesnt want to end up like the vicks or something.
"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut."
-Ken Griffey Jr. on what it feels like to break your groin.
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