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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
im srot of drunk right now, and i aparently puched a girl in the face tonight. not cool. but eya,  everything is cool now, and yeah i drank a bit  too mcuh, im just immature and dont know my limit, but i guess thats all good, to tell you the truth, i dont know why im typing, dont know what im saying, but i wanna creat a thread on NS becasue like why not you know??? yeah.... but k i think i gotta pee now, so imm a go, but yeah party on NS, have good vibes all round, and yeah, pop bottles before you pop gats,

mcuh love, im sooo gonna regret this tomorrw morning i bet, haha PEACE OUT!  NS=GOD SORT OF!
Nov 29 2008 1:00AM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
ahahahaha. drunk you are
Nov 29 2008 1:04AM
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KLovelace
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looks like someone just popped their drunken thread cherry
Nov 29 2008 1:08AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
sheeeeit son i hope you didn't really punch a girl in the dome. that's messed up. but i'm tippin right now so fuck it
Nov 29 2008 1:08AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I wish I was drunk right now. I'm so bored, I should have gone skiing today but i felt like i should hang around with my relatives before they left. So now i've been playing xbox for like 5 hours, with a kid who never shuts the fuck up.
Nov 29 2008 1:10AM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
yeah first drunk thread!!! wooohoooo!!! and i did go skiing today, and i killed my thigh, but its all good and i think im going skiing tomoorrow, it should be a fun time, bur yeah i pee'd myself instead of getting out of bead and to the bathroom, and aparently i did pucnh a girl in the dome, but i apaoligized and kissed it better so its all good, and i also aparently spilt water all over a ipod speaker fuck and like i made a huge mess in the house. it was a good night,!
Nov 29 2008 1:13AM
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popNfresh44
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your writing style is like charles dickens
Nov 29 2008 1:21AM
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-Mugatu
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who da fuck dat is?? that charles dickens fellow?? but thanks?? haha gb
Nov 29 2008 1:23AM
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yellav
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OMG CHARLES DICKENS IS A HERO
Nov 29 2008 1:50AM
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BigJew
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Hey, it could have been worse.

I fucking hate 151, when you're already half drunk you see it and forget you can't down it like 40% and you end up dying. The last time I got drunk I was blacked out on the couch and some fag tried to put his nuts on my face. Somehow I woke up for a second, just long enough to punch him in the nuts and then he socked me as hard as he could in the jaw. I didn't even react, and then 10 minutes later I fell forwad and barfed on the chick's carpet. Then a couple of my friends dragged me to another chick's house a block away where I planned to pass out. I woke up at like 4 in the morning, had no idea where I was, and had to go to the bathroom. Somehow I stumbled up stairs and into her parent's bedroom where I told the chick's mom that "the floor was spinning". And then I woke up on a different couch.

The funny thing is, the only things I remember from that night was sitting down on the couch, and my jaw hurting. It could have been worse.
Nov 29 2008 2:03AM
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t_rob
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i'm completely sober. I'm not exactly cool back home.
Nov 29 2008 2:24AM
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MiniMeDanny
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shit man. punching a girl in the face might turn out to be a problem haha
Nov 29 2008 3:37AM
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ataraxia
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ahah maaaad jokes
Nov 29 2008 10:28AM
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Snowcase
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When a bathroom is nowhere to be found, use a tree.
Nov 29 2008 11:38AM
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line1260skier
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shit im a little drunk still, sounds like you had a night though.
Nov 29 2008 12:44PM
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GingerKid08
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Perfect thread, last night i got belligerent and puked all over a friend of my mines bathroom. I woke up with puke all over my  timberlands and had to scrub them off in the dorm sink. Im actually gunna go to walmart right now and hit up mr clean and a hop and go help with the puke.

Nov 29 2008 2:03PM
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Mr.Capone
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ƃuıןǝǝɟ ɥǝʇ ʍouʞ ı ɐɥ
Nov 29 2008 4:51PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
UM WHAT THE FUCK
Nov 29 2008 7:52PM
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hartig
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check the other thread
Nov 29 2008 8:04PM
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Steazel
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Haha great thread sticky if possible but it kinda takes all the fun out of trying to guess if a person is drunk when they make a thread.
Nov 29 2008 8:10PM
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purplejumpsuit
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"NS=GOD SORT OF!"
donno why but that made me laugh so hard hahah
Nov 29 2008 8:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
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once again, i am drunk or on the way to drunken-ness again on NS. cheers.
Dec 1 2008 12:57AM
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Billek
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I woke up the morning after haloween and checked 'My Threads' and saw there was a thread called "I'm so drubnk and its not even haloween...". It had a few replies, but it was deleted, so when I clicked on it nothing happened.
Dec 1 2008 1:02AM
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[~_~]
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Travis Durtschi got drunk and tried to have sex with me last night and I was like NO WAI
Dec 1 2008 1:07AM
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TechnoPotamus
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ok so btw. as i sit here drinking. iced tea (sweetened) + captain morgan rum = pretty decent.. the iced tea somehow knocks out the taste of the large amount of alcohol i have in my glass.

just thought i should pass that along
Dec 1 2008 1:09AM
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Caveman.
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This thread just reminded me of how much I need a drink.
Dec 1 2008 1:13AM
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sick-as-aids
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hah you pee'd yourself
Dec 1 2008 1:16AM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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ah shit dude that is funny as fuck. im ripped right now an when i read that i laughed my ass off for seriously 5 min. funny as fuck. Hope everything works out man

Dec 1 2008 1:42AM
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chames
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well thats better than not having anything to drink at a lame ass party. Last night i realized how gay some parties are when your not impared. I mean thers a bunch of drunk people standing around laughing in a room. I guess thats what i get for throwing my bottle in the woods when cops show up. bitch move, i know.

Dec 1 2008 1:44AM
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Kazabazua
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yup.
Dec 1 2008 5:00PM
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Dan.
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im drunk right now in womens studies!! wooooO!!
Dec 1 2008 5:28PM
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Silence
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not really cool about the whole chick-face-punching thing
Dec 1 2008 6:03PM
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Peter.
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bahahah pop bottles before you pop gats
Dec 1 2008 6:08PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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That's why I'm gonna make a little hole in the ground behind my house to store shit. It'll have like a bucket or something that's not suspicious over the entrance and i'll stash shit there in emergency situations.
Dec 1 2008 6:35PM
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timmi
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explain
Dec 1 2008 8:07PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I don't think there's much more to say.....
Dec 1 2008 8:10PM
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wazzucrewskier
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or your apartment managers desk

hahaha i did that on halloween, check my thread for the whole story, its kinda ridiculous
Dec 1 2008 8:17PM
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Kazabazua
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your so fuckin pure
Dec 2 2008 3:34AM
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timmi
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more why is he in womans studies? haha

anyway check the new sig. i like it.
Dec 2 2008 10:36AM
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