Reverend N. Slither
i saw what must have been a 60 year old woman with freestyle skis the other day. needless to say she was a pussy and wasnt hitting anything. -ender
oh yes, ive got hair. plenty of it. in fact, because i have such long hair sometimes when im in the shower lathered tips of my hair go into my eye and it stings like the dickens but i dont cry because im hardcore. -7X
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
at a speed of 35 mph.
Haha I lol'd so hard. I showed it to my friends they laughed we got kicked out of class so we went to the shops.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad