Characters: Me (peter), my brother ryan and friends: joe, johannes, robbie, jake, kristina, tenny, max, and hated eliza...
takes place in seattle
So, on friday, we all went to johannes's house except for eliza. We played super smash bros. brawl for a while, and then played some call of duty 5. We wanted to headd out of his house quickly, because eliza wanted to hang out with us, but we didn't want to hang out with her. So, right as we were getting into the cars to leave, eliza walks up. Fortunately, max and jake took her away from us in max's car. props/thanks. So, we go to seward park where we meet kristina (who was in big trouble with her parents for smoking/drinking/bad grades and said she was in west seattle) and she has hella weed. They all smoke (my brother and i don't smoke or drink) and i was on the swings. I kicked joe from the swings, and he ran after me and eventually tackled me. But, we were going to head down from the park, so me, johannes and kristina go in her car and ghostride DOWN a hill playing hyphy music at full volume. We were hanging on the doors and johannes was smoking a fat blunt. So, we get to the bottom and kristina was like "yo peter, wanna learn to drive" (i haven't ever driven before, i'm 15) and i was like "hell yeah!" So, she has this audi that used to be a rally car, a stick shift, and she went over the basics. I stalled the car the first two times, but after that, i got the hang of it. I took two laps around the bottom of seward park, and handed the reigns over to joe. He tried to start the car, but fucked up somehow, and the next time he tried to start it, the car wouldn't even turn on. So kristina was fucked because she was supposed to be in west seattle. Eventually, she figured out what was wrong (her dad was a car collector and she knows hella about them) and it was the starter. So, me, ryan, robbie, and joe pushed her car up a hill while johannes and tenny drove to get some money for food later on. We pushed kristina's car down the hill, and she got it to start and said that it probably wouldn't start again so she would park at a gas station on ranier ave. (next to taco bell) where her family always gets gas and would tell her parents she was on her way back from west seattle. So, me, ryan, joe, and robbie all get into ryan's car and drive to taco bell where we would meet johannes and tenny, as well as kristina. As it turns out, kristina's car was fine after that...
So, we get to taco bell and this guy who works there obviously knew that they were all really high, so he gave us free drinks and cheap food...chea!!! His name was RJ and he sat down with us as we ate 3 platters (27 tacos/burritos). Since joe paid for one by himself, he jewed 7 tacoes, and only shared two of his. So RJ was like "man, you must be REALLY hungry bro" obviously noting about how high he was. Well, we all ate our food and then wanted desert. Me, kristina, and johannes went up to him at the counter and ordered two empionatas and 1 order of twists. He said "that'll be 2 dollars" and put the money in his pocket.
Then, we left taco bell and went to frink park where they all smoked more and drank plum vodka. So, robbie and joe came with me and ryan, and kristina and johannes went together. We met at starbucks in leschi and robbie felt sick. i stayed in the car with him while they went, but it was closed. So, we went to verite coffee on 34th and chilled there for a while. Johannes ordered an americano, which turned out to be super hot and he spilled it everywhere. haha. So, robbie asked me what he smelled like (he always gets paranoid) and i was like "plum vodka" so he sprayed a ton of old spice on himself until he smelled like deodorant. Then, we went to joe's house (super rich with an xbox and a HUGE tv) and played halo 3 for a while. I went upstairs becasue i was hungry and asked his parents if i could make myself something and the were like "oh, we'll just order pizza" so i was like "ok that's filthy"
when the pizza came, joe went upstairs with me first and had a long conversation with his parents about random shit, but was soooo convincing, i wouldn't have suspected it.
so, noboy got caught for anything, i got to drive an audi, and we're about to kick it with RJ at taco bell two fridays from now
thanks for reading this if you did, it probably doesn't sound nearly as cool as it was.
sparknotes: we ditched this bitch, got high, i drove a stick without ever driving before, we got free shit at taco bell, got drunk, got high again, cooled off at a coffee place and played halo while eating pizza