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Iggyskier Needs to Eat Sale

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iggyskier
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I have no money for food.  help feed the iggy. 

So lets see what random shit I got...

First off...
1) Smith Bauhaus Polarized Sunglass - Black w/ Polarized lens - $40 + 5 shipping in the lower 48
Wore these one time, but don't fit my face as well as the turntable, so getting rid of them.  Basically brand new, with case.  Polarized lenses kill it!

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2)  Freeze shirt Signed by Seth Morrison, Mosely, Brad Homes, and Tommy Moe
Got this way long ago at the first ski movie premier in Boulder.  Is it worth anything?  I dunno.  In my eyes it is worth at least a 4lb bag of frozen chicken.  If you are interested, post up an offer because I honestly don't really need it.

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3)  Siver Cartel Sweater - Medium - $10 + 5 shipping
I wore this like once ever.  It is old school siver cartel.  maybe someone here wants it
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4)  Kneissl 26.5 Flexon - Medium Flexing Tongue - $85 + shipping
These boots are still in pretty damn good shape, but I have two pairs now so one needs to go.

Thermoflex liners, molded one with footbeds.  Walm and comfy.  Buckles are still in good shape as as the soles of the boots.

This boot is pretty much the exact same as the BB Pro.  pretty sure it is a flex 6 tongue.

IT SHOULD BE NOTED - they no longer have booster straps on them.  They have a thick full tilt sweude type velcro strap.

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Few worn spots from pressure points but the material is still good to go
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5)  My first and second born sons.  Turns out they are gay and I just can't have that.  Take em away so I don't have to view their gayiness anymore.
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Evidence - short shorts.
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PM, posting, or Emailing works.  skiups9 AT gmail DOT com.  It would be sweet to be able to buy groceries again. 

I will seriously consider all reasonable offers.
Nov 24 2008 6:25PM
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Style+eeze
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haha, i laughed so hard when i saw those cats
Nov 24 2008 6:27PM
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Jwalk
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uhhhh your cats forgot to call no homo
Nov 24 2008 6:30PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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The cats are so funny.
Nov 24 2008 6:47PM
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jaylib
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I'll give you a box of instant white rice and 2 cup of noodles for the bigger cat.
Nov 24 2008 6:49PM
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zackblain
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sell me some blue steeles:)
Nov 24 2008 6:50PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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lmao at the cats
Nov 24 2008 6:51PM
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iggyskier
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Think I will pass.  I believe I could get more food off of the cat, but thanks anyway.
Nov 24 2008 6:51PM
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hellomynameisjef
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ill give you either 20 cup of noodles for the shirt or 15 bucks
Nov 24 2008 6:53PM
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iggyskier
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right now have an offer for $17 + shipping for the shirt.
Nov 24 2008 6:53PM
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jaylib
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fair enough iggyskier
Nov 24 2008 6:54PM
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no_steeze
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what size are the short shorts?
if you decide to eat the cat, i might take the shorts
Nov 24 2008 7:06PM
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Dub_Digital
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cats 5 shipped?

whats the condition on the cats? are they still good for another year?
hahahahahhaha
Nov 24 2008 7:08PM
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iggyskier
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They are killers.

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On a serious note...most of this thread was serious.  I actually have nothing to eat and no means to get anything to eat.  It has been this way for 2 days now and by the looks of it may last longer than I hoped.
Nov 24 2008 7:14PM
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coolhandluke
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i'll take charlie murphy
Nov 24 2008 8:48PM
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iggyskier
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Sunglasses sold.


Nov 24 2008 9:19PM
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Balto
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ill offer a half a pound of steak, 4 loafs of bread, 12 eggs, and a 6 pack of beer for the cat in the V mask
Nov 24 2008 9:29PM
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iggyskier
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to the top.
Nov 25 2008 3:43AM
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tandan83
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What movie is that mask from?
Nov 25 2008 4:08AM
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PacificRimJob
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^V for Vendetta


As for the cats, why don't you just eat THEM? I'm sure their meat will be sufficient enough for a few meals... and hell, even though they are gay... gay cat meat is still meat...

Plus, I hear cat meat tastes like chicken. Chicken is usually good.

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Yeah.. I was obv. kidding about eating the cats. Free bump.
Nov 25 2008 6:20AM
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Luc.
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sole length on the flexons?

Nov 25 2008 8:57AM
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yelsel
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sells the cats to your local chinese restaurant. they gave me $6 per lb. quite a deal if you ask me!
Nov 25 2008 9:23AM
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iggyskier
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301mm, 26.5 mondo.

i think 26,5=8..5, but  in actual shoe size i wear a 1o
Nov 25 2008 10:03AM
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Luc.
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ya i thought thats what it was thanks. to smallllll smallest i can go is like a 304 which i have now and even thats fucking smallll free humpty bump
Nov 25 2008 10:08AM
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coolhandluke
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new prices regarding charlie murphy:

one dollar to look at charlie murphy. two dollars to touch charlie murphy. three dollars to watch dante touch charlie murphy. five dollars to touch charlie murphy while he touches his toes. six dollars to touch charlie murphy while dante touches your toes. ten dollars for an HJ. twelve dollars for a BJ. fifteen dollars for a ZJ.

Nov 25 2008 10:59AM
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SFBv420.0
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Sell me some damned skis

Please

Nov 25 2008 11:14AM
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SWA666ER
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nobody wants your dads old boots
Nov 25 2008 12:51PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
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damn son! you obviously know nothing about these boots.

how many times have the liners been cooked iggy? i might actually be interested.

Nov 25 2008 1:11PM
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iggyskier
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pretty sure the flexons boot soles run pretty damn short.  I think that in other ski boots a 26.5 is usually like 305-310mm.
Nov 25 2008 1:22PM
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iggyskier
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thanks for the attempted thread cunting and allowing everyone to see you have no idea what youor talking about.  kudos.

boot were first skied in 2006.
Nov 25 2008 1:26PM
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iggyskier
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they have only been cooked one time, but it was with a footbed.  the thermoflex liner definitely compresses more than the new intuitions...just molded my new intuitions and cannot believe how hard they are.  Not sure how stoked I am on them.......

anyway, your definitely gonna want to add at least some sort of supportive footbed. I ran cork foootbeds in there and was fine.

I think the thermoflex were said to be able to be cooked 2-3 times.  I don't think I would do it more than that.


Nov 25 2008 1:29PM
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iggyskier
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Up. Boots still around.
Nov 25 2008 11:47PM
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PacificRimJob
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Speaking of cooking. Whats the update on food in your stomach?

bump.
Nov 26 2008 5:03PM
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iggyskier
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I was able to get 6lbs of frozen chicken and 2 dozen eggs so my thanksgiving dinner is set.  thanks

and I just sold a router I had and am about to go get a fifth of canadian hunter.

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$8 a fifth is my cup of tear.
Nov 26 2008 5:07PM
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PacificRimJob
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^booze = goodbye hunger pains.
Nov 26 2008 5:34PM
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king.tubby
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couch cushions? car ash tray? you gotta be able to scrounge up some change and buy some ramen, right? ive been there, it sucks. you will pull through. good luck.
Nov 26 2008 5:56PM
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Rosski423
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haha i just about shit my pants laughing when i saw your cats, but honestly how are you feeding them if you dont even have food for yourself?
Nov 26 2008 6:19PM
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iggyskier
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They get fed first.  I always make sure they are eating.  And if you knew my cats, you would know it is the right choice.  I would MUCH RATHER starve then have to deal with those fuckers for more than a day without feeding them.  Hell, when I am not up early enough to feed them when they want they wake me up by knocking as much shit over as they can.

It sucks too because they need to eat this special food to help prevent FLUTD.

BUT I buy their food 40 lbs at a time, it is really expensive, but even my fatass cats take a good amount of time to go through that food.

Normally I have no issues feeding myself, but I am currently getting basically screwed over by someone who was supposed to send me a substantial check which he said would reach me last monday, but over a week later and still nothing.
Nov 26 2008 6:37PM
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PacificRimJob
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Damn that sucks... and I actually know cats that are like that too.. little fuckers can be such knuckleheads sometimes.

This friday when I actually get paid again, I'll probably buy something just to aid the cause. In the meantime, Hope your cheque comes soon, and you can buy a frigging FEAST, dog...
Nov 27 2008 1:08AM
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ak_ski_girl
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25 plus shipping for signed T?
Nov 27 2008 5:02AM
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Silence
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help the iggy eat! BUY
Nov 27 2008 5:31AM
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hedgehog
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do you know how wide the last on those boots are ?
Dec 1 2008 1:50PM
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