i think hes thinking more along the lines of a spray on tan.
and tanning with goggles on is the dumbest thing i've heard in a long time. i would have more respect for them if they went tanning with a penis slapped across their face...
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Gravity is a harsh mistress.