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Funniest/Coolest thing you've ever stolen

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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,359
personally i havent really stolen anything more then the occasional candy bar or whatever, but my friend steals sometimes and he stole the funniest thing last week

so my mom gave away these short ski poles i was using so i didnt have poles last weekend, this kid told me to take some from the rental shop. i walked by the poles and went into the bathroom cause this guy was like guarding them. right when i walked into the bathroom my friend walked up and started browsing through the poles. when i came out my friend was out side and he kind of motioned towards his pants, as he limped away like a G. then he pulled the poles out of his pants hahahaha it was hilarious.


long story short. my friend crotched me a pair of poles, any funny/cool stories???????
Nov 24 2008 9:36AM
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notime_for_jokes
Posts: 554 - Karma: 11
i stole a beyblade in grade 3
Nov 24 2008 4:56PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190

lots of poles. a pair of a frames lighters drinks cigs every single present i got for my girlfriend while at the beach. board walk shops hella eary to steal from

and my most favorite steal was the g's of salvia!!1

Nov 24 2008 5:09PM
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Drew-Z
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
a blueberry snapple. they were really rare by me and i had no money and really like blueberry snapples so i just drank it on the spot, right on the line at the deli, then walked out. that counts right?

if not, i once stole 5 gallons of gasoline then used it to launch model rockets instead of powering my shitty car.
Nov 24 2008 5:11PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
I haven't stolen anything. I guess that means I'm a square, huh.
Nov 24 2008 6:02PM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
haha really? i've stolen the exact same shit, drunk as fuck from an antique shop
Nov 24 2008 6:08PM
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K.C.dia
Posts: 670 - Karma: 275
In Bode Miller's autobiography, he tells a story about how a bunch of kids and him, at cva, snuck up and stole all of the beer out of the back of a truck, then brought it to their dorm room. The school found out and was having a search of all kids rooms, so they moved their dresser, tore the wall up behind it, put the beer in the wall, then moved the dresser back. He said that when they did the room search, they b-lined straight towards the dresser.

But as in me personally, i've never stolen a thing, ever. square huh?
Nov 24 2008 6:35PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
couple small things, street signs, caribeaner for the keys, paint markers, oh and a ton of ski stickers from my old job
Nov 24 2008 6:58PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Nov 24 2008 7:02PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7604 - Karma: 20,092
When i was 5 or 6 I remember stealing a fruit to go from this little local grocery store we used to go to, then I was eating it in the back of the car and my mom stopped, drove back to the store and made me apologize to the owner. Probably one of the worst feelings I've ever had. I haven't stolen anything since.
One of my roommates stole a big garbage can from the University because our apartment came with this shitty useless little wastebasket for a kitchen garbage can. Also some girls in an apartment near me stole a bunch of random plants that sit outside Sobey's, Home hardware and Canadian Tire, It's pretty funny, and their entryway looks really classy.
Nov 24 2008 7:11PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i used to take these little plastic dinosaurs from kindergarten

and i take stuff from the bulk foods section at the super market where i work, but who doesn't?
Nov 24 2008 8:55PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28

Me and my buddies steal road signs. 

Last sign we took was during the summer.  My friend comes to my house at 11 am asking for some straps.  I look outside and he has a giant construction sign with the lights and everything on it tied down the the roof of his shitty little ford escort. 

Nov 24 2008 9:26PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
what
Nov 24 2008 9:28PM
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Codfish.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 21
10 pack of gatorade, macaroni and cheese, 24 pack of top ramen, 3 doughnuts, almod joy, gallon of water, redbull..... all in one trip
Nov 24 2008 9:32PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
i stole a bunch of goods from the local circle k only because the cashier would let me and my friends
also my friend tried to steal goggles from the ski expo in denver but he got busted
Nov 24 2008 9:39PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
my friend ran into Ocean House PIzza and the guy in the store asked if he could be helped. he said yeah, with some fucking free chips! and ran out
Nov 24 2008 9:44PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
a dope knit headband from a grocery store.
Nov 24 2008 9:52PM
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crunkasfuck
Posts: 752 - Karma: 352

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Nov 24 2008 10:02PM
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Never_Better
Posts: 105 - Karma: 10
Bro, mind telling wat happen, i was filling up one night with my friends and i saw the 60$ bill when gas was hella expensive and i almost left but went inside and paid cuz i didnt know what would happen, i figured they had camera's and would call the cops,  + license plate numbers so i figured i woulda got fucked
Nov 24 2008 10:11PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
a $100 tennis racket
2 $20 laser pointers.
a $30 bottle of adidas cologne
and a ton of shirts from ROSS
Nov 24 2008 10:22PM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
I stole the cue ball from the billiards table at a bar.

that was a dick move
Nov 24 2008 10:32PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
we stole some douches rental skis once he smoked my boarder friend (who was binding in on top of the halfpipe drop area) the yardsaled we each grabbed a ski and made a break for it down to the lift and gave them to my liftie friend who kept them there for the rest of the day haha.
Nov 24 2008 11:49PM
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ZAM
Posts: 344 - Karma: 861
McDonalds Salt Shaker....not really sure why i was compelled to take that.
Nov 25 2008 12:09AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
i stuffed my mouth with grapes when i as like, 4 or so, and my dad caught me and gave me $0.30 to go and pay for them and apologize....boy was that awful...
Nov 25 2008 12:19AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Wow me to do's this mean Im not crazy??
Nov 25 2008 12:26AM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 40
baha ^^

my friend stole a mini fridge from my creepy math teacher haha,
Nov 25 2008 12:40AM
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-Nick-
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 24
in grade 8 me and my friend would go to the corner store and have competitions to see who could steal the most things, the most i ever got was 11
Nov 25 2008 1:00AM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
so at walmart i stole the biggest nerf gun ever mad, as well as 200 bullets, i got out to the parking lot to find that the gun was semi automatic and took 6 d batterys so i went back in to steal those. couple weeks later i went back and turned everything in for store credit
Nov 25 2008 1:08AM
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-Nick-
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 24
dont you need a receipt to return things?
Nov 25 2008 1:10AM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
3 handles from meijer
2 pairs of crowbars from outlet mall
Oakley Fives 3.0 from sunglass hut
Mini Mac from school
Huge sobe banner from lacrosse tourny
My highschool locker door (was funny running out of school with an entire locker door)
40 Bouncy balls and a redbull drink mat from the bowling alley
89 election signs and placed them in a girls front yard (with the help of some friends though, but cops pulled us over and had to put every single one back. haha there was one intersection the next morning with a shit ton of election signs.)


And my most epic:

In the lunch line in highschoo, got a slice of pizza and put it on a plate. Proceded to grab and milk and pretend to tie my shoes. I then stood up, and proceded in the line by gently pushing the plate with my foot. Bought my 20c milk and walked off with pizza. Best part was, my entire lunch table was watching me and when i looked at them all their jaws were dropped.


Another time:

Was gonna steal a nice pen for school, but the lady that was working (jewel) saw me put it in my pocket. She was trying to follow me all sneaky n shit but i just took an entire lap around the store, put the pen back and proceded by walking out the store all badass n shit.
Nov 25 2008 1:22AM
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86

$60 or so of nice cigars from a country club

Nov 25 2008 3:47AM
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Phatt
Posts: 351 - Karma: 99
I once stole a coffe blender from the super market for chopping weed. It was so funny we thought we were so badass at the time.
Also at the movies once they had all these life sizes shrek character cutout cardboard people, me and my friends stole all of them. It was so funny to see us all go from casual walk to sprint to grab one each and proceed to bail. haha good times
Nov 25 2008 4:58AM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
160 gig hard drive from walmart... print out a lightbulb barcode, tape it over the bar code of your item (gotta be low key), walk through the self check out... good to go.
Nov 25 2008 6:16AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
rooooooooookkkieee lol :P

yes they do...but if you are the master like my buddy he takes the item (ie car audio amps) and walks around finds a spot opens the box and pulls out the alarm triggers inside the box hes a bad ass haha and a dumb ass...but makes bank off take video games and selling em to kids...specially when stores like wal mart have a new release and they always have tons of copies of the game sitting out in the open he goes to town...

i don't know how those security sensors work though because there have been times when i have cut out the things inside the cases for dvds and taken like 5 of em and forgot to cut one out and it never went off its happend a few times...weird
Nov 25 2008 6:49AM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
I havent really stolen much but once when i was skiing i went in for lunch and i got a ton of food and just walked by the cashier without even paying nobody said anything to me and i didnt realize i forgot to pay until later in the day when i found the money in my pocket
Nov 25 2008 10:54AM
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B.Snow
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 92
those are so sick
Nov 25 2008 11:00AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
hahaha. i stole my friends skis on a pow day, he dub. ejected so i grabbed his skis and left haha, and random stuff from gas staions
Nov 25 2008 11:26AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
cockring+skittles from walmart
Nov 25 2008 12:05PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
My friend also stole 500 dollars worth of stuff from our local golf course
Nov 25 2008 12:35PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
The CLOSED sign from the terrain park while they were in there grooming it all. It hangs on my bedroom door.
Nov 25 2008 2:29PM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
sounds like a classy broad
Nov 25 2008 2:34PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
A real bunny
Nov 25 2008 2:38PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
there was a race up my local mountain and there were alot of banners and i got 2 grouse mountain banners that are gigantic and a really big oakley one also. we were trying to get the start one down from like 20 feet in the air and 40ftx5ft big, but we only got like half of it down before security chased us away
Nov 25 2008 4:09PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Me and my friend chris stole this chariot type thing from the frat at my school and rode it around drunk and then we dumped it in a ditch it was fun.
Nov 25 2008 4:35PM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
broke an entering, my freinds xbox. played it sucked at halo and gave it back
Nov 25 2008 4:40PM
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q_sketch
Posts: 291 - Karma: 15

one time i was at this party and i was getting really fuckin bored so me and some kid i just met walked down the street and found a golf cart.. we went to check and see if the keys were in it and luckily for us, they were.  so we took it and drove around all night... we ended up driving 2 or 3 miles and we went off roading getting all muddy and hittin jumps.. finally we went to this huge drop off ditch and tryed for some huge air... we ended up getting it stuck and left it there

Nov 25 2008 4:48PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
callout/

golf carts can not go more than mabye 2 miles max, i work at a course and they have to be charged every 2 rounds played, which is less than 2 miles. and the gas ones need to be filled at the same rate. also theres a big difference between 2-3 miles when you walk back son.


Nov 25 2008 5:15PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

2 golf courses with distance between holes = 14000 yards (7000 each) = 8 miles

so, golf carts need to be charged every 8 miles,

you fail

Nov 25 2008 5:37PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219

definitly went like 5 miles in a golf cart this weekend.

Nov 25 2008 5:41PM
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0123456789
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na actually i dont casue the course is 5700 yeards from the blues( back tees) and not many courses are 7k+ yards unless they are reallly designed to be long, adn are new. most courses from 15+ years are shorter cause of how technology has advanced. so i dont fail, but you arent correct.

also the carts are a few years old so they arent as efficent now
Nov 25 2008 5:42PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

5700 yards = 3.23 miles times 2 = 6.46 miles

you said they cant go much past 2 miles, you're still wrong...

Nov 25 2008 5:46PM
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