so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE
^ you have to press forward a bit first to get speed... i've beat that level before... its only the first fuckin level... why do you curse me with this game again... on the other hand it makes me want to watch ski porn really badly.
There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, too weird to live and too rare to die.
if i hear that song one more time i will punch a baby
i'm sure it's a hell of a lot easier to straight up ask for karma than to write a really long stupid poem about how awesome snow is, or to collect a bunch of the stereotypes about skiers into a group and then type them into a thread to make it look like something worth reading, or to be nice to everybody and never have an opinion of your own.
but that's still fucking gay.
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot
I swear to god if I find my self singing that song tomorrow in class I will hunt you down and eat your fingers
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,
drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow. I will light you on fire in your sleep.