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If Timmy was an astronaut he would fly to the moon
If Timmy was a butterfly he would be born in a cocoon
If Timmy played the banjo he would play like a buffoon
When Timmy says “see you later” he will see you very soon
If Timmy was filled with helium they would call him a balloon
If Timmy spun in circles they would call him a typhoon
If Timmy held his breath for a while his face would turn maroon
When Timmy eats cereal he eats it with a spoon
If Timmy acted like a monkey they would call him “a baboon”
When Timmy was a cowboy, he would drink in a saloon
When Timmy says its twelve o’ clock, he means that it is noon
If Timmy was in a book, they would call him a cartoon
If Timmy made a song, they would call it a jazzy tune
If Timmy was a girl, he would make the girls swoon
If Timmy got hit by a bus, he would die.