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NS condoms

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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219
I want ns condoms, either from Newschoolers or from somone who has the ability/permission to make them.
i want to make sex as steezy as  Harlaut's sw 1620's

and whats better to afterbang that bedroom sesh by throwing that ns condom in the toilet (not flushing) and going to the fridge for a beer?

please, kinda like an informal petition.
i know i would but a grip or 5 for sure.
Nov 20 2008 5:26PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
when a girl sees that you paid to have a skiing website's name on your condoms, im pretty sure shed peace out pretty damn quick.
Nov 20 2008 5:29PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
how about you just sticker tag your dick
Nov 20 2008 5:31PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i tagged my junk with an NS sticker. N right there on the right ball and S kinda right there on the other.  She said i was destroying the game of sex.
Nov 20 2008 5:34PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
and have "bang me like a hammer" written outta the ribs.


Nov 20 2008 5:35PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219
HAHAHAHA
shea or like the grape ones say bang me like a hammer
cherry says i put on my cape and wizards hat


cmon you guys are saying you wouldnt buy some steezy ns condoms?
Nov 20 2008 5:37PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
how steezy could a condom get? seriously.
Nov 20 2008 5:48PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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yea souunds to me like the girls you guys are getting with arent legit.
Nov 20 2008 6:35PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
ha thats great
i would think thats pretty awesome...
just saying
Nov 20 2008 6:42PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
thats awesome i wonder if there are like monogram  condom places???
Nov 20 2008 6:43PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
if i didnt know what NS was, it wouldnt be funny, its kinda be like "ok....., youre weird" and id prolly leave.
BUT, i think it would be funny if someone had "bang me like a hammer" , but id prolly rofl if it had the wizard hat statement

in short, i think itd be hilarious
Nov 20 2008 6:44PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
xxxl wayy too big with a reservoir tip like a condom beanie
Nov 20 2008 6:45PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219
ding ding ding
haha the package is like as big around as a peanut butter lid.
Nov 20 2008 6:47PM
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b-kul
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then it would fall off and that would suck, i guess the huge reservoir would work though.
Nov 20 2008 7:19PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
hahahahaha exactly what I was thinking.  be so steezy with a condom hat and condom...condom. aha
Nov 20 2008 7:25PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
i would buy some and throw them at ppls cars and see their reaction when they think the hand lotion i put inside is jizz
Nov 20 2008 7:33PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
slut...
Nov 20 2008 7:51PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
wow don't call someone a slut when you don't even know them
all i was saying was that it would be pretty awesome to see that i think it would be pretty funny

but alright thats cool be a dick
Nov 20 2008 7:56PM
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Eastcoast_skier
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
nice

my bro went to a shop where they sold condoms
and one of the said

Camoflauge condoms
they will never c u cumming
Nov 20 2008 8:00PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
who uses condoms these days?
Nov 20 2008 8:06PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
not i,  i have some killer stairs at my house.
Nov 20 2008 8:19PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
i always use one when its a rando though^  cant take the risk
Nov 20 2008 8:20PM
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Fly_White_Boy
Posts: 301 - Karma: 13
Hahahah, that is funny as hell.
Nov 20 2008 8:32PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
condoms are for sailors
Nov 20 2008 8:47PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahaha, this thread is amazing. xxxl like waaay too big. Bahahaha...
Nov 20 2008 8:55PM
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Alex_G
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as long as the condom is saggy like my condom beanies then yes i want one
Nov 20 2008 9:49PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNETS NOW.

NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS. JUST LEAVE.
Nov 20 2008 9:58PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
you mean the google machine?
Nov 20 2008 10:16PM
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no_steeze
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WHORE GAWD U LIKE FUCK EVERYONE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nov 20 2008 10:20PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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Man what the fuck.
Morgan is such a nice sweet gorgeous girl i don't know how you could say that. way to just randomly and pointlessly degrade some poor young girl. She made a contribution to the post, giving us the girls side of things, cause you know its pointless if a bunch of dudes thinks there cool we need there input too. What the fuck is gonna make her want to come back when we seriously need a girls input around here, and there arent that many, like 10% girls on ns, at best? Whats her motivation to express her opinion when a prick like you swoops in at the fist chance of sexual innuendo and degrades her? man its kids like you that fucking wreak havoc on the self esteem of girls in America. You obviously dont have many girls in your life or you know they are sensitive and cant just take abuses like that.
man i feel bad for making this thread just cause these poor girls get gunned down when they voice up
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fuck man
whats with people these days? been watching the news too much, forgot to use your damn head.

Nov 21 2008 1:50AM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219
and shut up man, your damn caps lock is broken, this is my thread I'm gonna throw out my thoughts, don't like it then come up with something better.

ya its a lot harder to come up with ideas then to cut them down ain't it
Nov 21 2008 1:53AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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man fuck this end thread

complete disappointment

really nosteeze?

dunno maybe its just a shitty day but that not even the least bit funny.
Nov 21 2008 1:55AM
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user098123
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Dude, I'm sure he was joking. Chill, it's NS. If she takes it that seriously then she has other issues, same with you. You can't take anything in NSG seriously.
Nov 21 2008 1:55AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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fuck it man

sometimes i get so pissed on NS

Nov 21 2008 2:15AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
yoo dude, nosteeze was completely joking. as for the other dude, hes a douche. but its NS and you will find that, no reason to end thread because  of  him.
Nov 21 2008 2:26AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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you are always right man.
tell me my Persian brother, would you buy some NS condoms?
i trust your judgment, yes or no?
Nov 21 2008 2:30AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
yes i would, that would be raw. i might use one or so, but the rest would be kept as collector pieces. every year come out with new condoms with new sayings on them, or crazy colors. like this year would be purple and some other color. last year, lime green and bright blue.
Nov 21 2008 2:38AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
that is absurd.  I think I would re-clothe and walk out immediately if a dude whipped out a custom condom.. regaurdless of wether it is NS and I knew it.. I mean.. that is just over thinking it way too much....
Nov 21 2008 3:13AM
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vincepru
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no no, YOUR over thinking it too much... its a condom like any other condom. are you actually going to inspect it before you bang to be able to notice that its a custom condom. 

 thats kinda like saying "oh i would dress up and walk out if he pulled out a trojan"  a condom is a condom. 
Nov 21 2008 3:17AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
lol actually you are correct.. I would not inspect it.. but if I knew that said person had custom made newschoolers condoms(which btw would probably be a total ripoff.. and you have to wait for thm to ship to you.. wtf).. well I would just think that was overboard.. and kinda lame.
Nov 21 2008 4:00AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
ok BUT, would you not get a kick out of it?  even if it said "Wizard Hat" along the rim...



 i will sway you, i dont care how long it takes. you, miss, will love ns condoms
Nov 21 2008 4:56AM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
fuck condoms

there's no way to pee in her butt if you're wearing one!
Nov 21 2008 7:56AM
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Jodi
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Condoms? people still use those?
Nov 21 2008 11:13AM
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MO-gan
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the world needs more guys like you.... thanks for that but you totally didn't have to do it... its ok

but really  thanks again :]

Nov 21 2008 12:00PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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HAHAHA yea if your in a condom needing situation theres probably not gonna be time for you to read the condom/package.
i mean at least thats the case for me, i dunno if you sit around and read condoms before sex, usually theres no patience.
Nov 21 2008 12:01PM
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doritos
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You need to take things less seriously. If a girl brought custom condoms I'd laugh my ass off.
Nov 21 2008 12:52PM
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DaveM
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I hope your a good father.
Nov 21 2008 1:51PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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naw dud i think it would still work, it would just be like having a really big thin sock on.
Nov 21 2008 1:56PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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so the package would read .. "for ages 12-16" and be primarily used for masturbation?
Nov 22 2008 8:40AM
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anomericas
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/page

Nov 22 2008 10:19AM
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PopsicleStand
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now thats some funny shit
Nov 22 2008 11:54AM
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