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Amazing "I got married" thread

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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/


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Nov 19 2008 9:37PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BEAST. looks like something you would fight in halo...they should use her as a model for the hunters in halo 4.
Nov 19 2008 9:44PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
wow, he must have had some childhood trouble to have that tast
Nov 19 2008 9:45PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
im glad i stayed a virgin til my honeymoon night too....
BAHA
Nov 19 2008 9:46PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
"Buy a shotgun. "The Hills Have Eyes" is real"
Nov 19 2008 9:47PM
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skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
hah agreed! i wonder when that dude will actually realize wat he has done?
Nov 19 2008 9:57PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
looks like a narwhal crossed with an obese chinaman from the future.
Nov 19 2008 9:59PM
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E.Durtschi
Posts: 250 - Karma: 203
Sweet Jesus, I was not expecting that! I guess if she can get a boyfriend there's hope for me haaaa!
Nov 19 2008 10:02PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
hahaha wow that was hilarious. I read like the whole thread, that was one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Nov 19 2008 10:02PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

omg wow. a huge disfgiured balding man/woman with an aerodynamic forehead married to a stick. wtf

Nov 19 2008 10:06PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
holy shi that is a guy no doubt i mean look at the last picture thats disguisting i am 98.45% posotive i would look better in a wedding dress and i like how the cake is made of  freakn twinkies hahahaha
Nov 19 2008 10:08PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
whats even funnier is that in the original post he says he kept his virginity till he got married, then several posts down he says shes preggers...so either he really managed to find his way through the blubber to the vag...or someone else did first...
Nov 19 2008 10:11PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
it looks like the final boss in halo 3
Nov 19 2008 10:12PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
shit, look at the bridesmaids too. They are all huge. The ceremony was outdoors because all of them couln't possibly fit in the same room to get ready for the wedding
Nov 19 2008 10:13PM
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Kyle=
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
shit that is the ugliest bitch i have ever seen... they have to call in search and rescue to get him out after sex
Nov 19 2008 10:15PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha
i fucking love newschoolers
and that twinkie cake
Nov 19 2008 10:16PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60

girlfriend of  5 years?

i couldnt stand 5 minutes with that shman!!!

Nov 19 2008 10:20PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
oh shit hahaha, they made photoshops and everything. wow.
Nov 19 2008 10:26PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
wanna hang out?
Nov 19 2008 10:30PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
AAAAHHHHH HOLY SHIT IT'S ALIVE!!!!!1111!1!!!1!1!!! IT'S FUCKING MANBEARPIG
Nov 19 2008 10:31PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
soooo much more epic than NS' most epic threads combined. sorry guys :(
Nov 19 2008 10:33PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
saw the oppurtunity
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Nov 19 2008 10:34PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahaha now thats one happy couple
Nov 19 2008 10:36PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
how did he survive the army? looks like he would get pwn3d in boot camp let alone fighting, he must've been a computer guy

well no matter how fucked up that...that...thing is at least they're both happy, cliche but nice to know even the fucking worst of the absolute worst, bottom of the barrel, person(?) can be happy with someone
Nov 19 2008 10:38PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13

""How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.""

woah    just woah haha upset about her losing her figure hahaha

but im gonna say fake  he claims he was a virgin till he married but right he says we got married cause we have a kid on the way

Nov 19 2008 10:39PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
WOOOOOOWW WHAT IS THAT THING?
Nov 19 2008 10:43PM
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E.Durtschi
Posts: 250 - Karma: 203
Haha! I'm just kidding, I'm not too worried about it!
Nov 19 2008 10:44PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
is that even a girl, like seriously, look at below and honestly tell me that thing has a pussy, (itd have tits regardless)

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Nov 19 2008 10:47PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
you could land a plane on that forehead
i didnt know bigfoot and the chupacabra could mate
Nov 19 2008 10:50PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I don't think I'll be able to get hard for at least a week after seeing those pics and reading that thread.  Excuse me while I gargle with Listerine to get the taste of vomit out of my mouth.

But honestly.  That was hilarious.  Thank you for finding that even though I am now scarred.
Nov 19 2008 10:51PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t329/asdf_blah/star_trek_married_couple.gif

hahaha this thread is hularious
Nov 19 2008 10:53PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
I don't think I'll be able to get hard for at least a week after seeing those pics and reading that thread.  Excuse me while I gargle with Listerine to get the taste of vomit out of my mouth.



^ hahahahahahahahah this just made it a whole lot better thanks man
Nov 19 2008 10:55PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
OH..... MY..... GOD......


Words cannot describe the sorrow I feel for that man.
Nov 19 2008 10:55PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
"how do we kill this thing?"
"same way as the worm, from the inside"
Nov 19 2008 10:56PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
Cave Troll?

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Nov 19 2008 10:59PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
im surprised the boats sitting ontop of the water. unless of course its docked on land
Nov 19 2008 11:05PM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103

The wild snorlax reappears. 

Does it have eyes? I couldn't tell. I've seen cows skinnier than that.

Nov 19 2008 11:07PM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
HAHA i just read 10 pages of comments. its so funny
Nov 19 2008 11:07PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
holy shit shes fucking hot
Nov 19 2008 11:12PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
Its weird how he said he waited till marriage to fuck but then he said that he married her cus shes preggos.... bs?
Nov 19 2008 11:13PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
It was posted on many many many forums, so yeah, BS.



Kinda like the pee in the butt thing, other forums say it!
Nov 19 2008 11:15PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
at first i thought the girl was the guy...
she looks like a guy who is an intense metal head
Nov 19 2008 11:15PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
I think its a hoax. Someone posted their myspaces on pages 8 & 9
Nov 19 2008 11:17PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
i hate to be mean, but its too easy
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Nov 19 2008 11:17PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
pee in an ogres butt
Nov 19 2008 11:18PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
hahaha scariest thing ever, good trolling job though.
Nov 19 2008 11:35PM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
Nov 20 2008 12:04AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
Oh my fucking god you just ruined my day
Nov 20 2008 12:28AM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
it has to be a joke
Nov 20 2008 12:36AM
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steezinseagal
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
has to be a joke.  how can such ugly women exist?
Nov 20 2008 1:37AM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 1,232
OMFG, i just threw up, no fucking joke.
that thing is fucking nasty.
Nov 20 2008 1:41AM
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