The fuck?

Dear Adrian McElwee,

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you have been using has downloaded or shared copyright-protected
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This may have been done without your knowledge or consent by a file
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You may be unaware that this is a violation of UVM policy and federal
law and this email is to put you on notice. Not only is unauthorized
downloading or sharing of copyrighted material a violation of law, but
it impedes proper functioning of UVM's Internet access, thus infringing
upon everyone's ability to carry out their academic work.

You are asked to stop this illegal activity immediately. Please contact
us within three days concerning this violation at 656-1286 or email to
Account.Services@uvm.edu.