lol just keep a little beend in your legs. if your pants are baggy enough nobody will know....
i just wear leg braces so i cant bend my knees even if i try
i personally gave in on this whole afterbang thing, it inflicts way to much stress on the ligaments and joints consiquently increasing your risk of injury. now if you include this extra force with skiing hungover (which we all know makes your muscle tissue and ligaments weaker due to dehydration) then you are asking for an injury.
i am personally working on my own ride away (with the aid of a flex 2 tongue in my ft's) which allows me to crouch as low as possible
fuck afterbang that shit is OUT the new thing is afterbEER. right when you land you gotta reach in your pocket and crack open a cold one for the ride away, not a big deal.