honestly, its a lazy day for me and this is the first time ive actually sat down and watched t.v. for a long time and there was nothing on so i was just flippin through channels and i stopped on vh1 for some ungodly reason, it was one of those stupid reality shows called chance of love or something like that and seriously, this one girl didnt know the difference btwn a llama and a sheep, what is the world comming to...
dont take life too seriously, you wont make it out alive.
If i could get a discount price for watching comedy central, tbs, and spike only i would just do that. Every other channel can s mah d.
"â€¦when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 18.104.22.168.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
How the hell don't you know the difference between a llama and a sheep. They either told her to say that or she's really that dumb, in which case she should be fed to a llama even though i think they're herbivores.
i don't even have cable, i get like up to channel 10 but we have on demand because it came with the intrawebz plan, i never watch tv anywhere, there's so rarely something good on
so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE
i hardly ever watch TV anymore, i never follow any series or anything. occasionally i watch the simpsons or south park or the office, but other than that i just skim for something decent (hard to find) when i'm bored of the internet.
I moved out 3 months ago, and since then I've watched 30 mins of TV. (a new episode of Kenny vs Spenny) My roomate's parents offered to pay for our cable hookpu and bills and shit but we still dont get it. TV sucks
Ha Aladin was one yesterday i was stoked. So im watching it and in the beginning the dude trys to sell the camera a Hookah ( well it doubles as a blender and a french fire maker) but seriously what the fuck is disney doing trying to get kids to want a hookah? i mean i like them but im 18 but imagine the 5 year who lives on Mcdonalds fires asking his mom for a Hookah cause fucking Walt said there cool. haha hope you enjoyed my rant
"afterbang is when a chick finishes before you so you take her sister and start banging her.. and jon brogan is the man who invented it" -
I don't watch tv, i used to have cable and i disconnected it due to the lack of time. SO heres the deal, the number of commercials and channels have exploded in the last few years, i watched an episode of some show on mtv, and not only was there a complete lack of intelligence, it was mostly commercials and product placement. They air an 11 minute show over the course of a half hour, the rest is commercials. and then on top of that, they charge us what? 60 bucks a month?
im sorry but i have completely lost hope in tv and live an awesome life without it.
"I'll pee in there and have sex, but im not sitting down... People pee and have sex in there"-xgf
"you're right. i tend to get my fruits and days of the week confused. i'm having a bad case of the apples."-Flowsion
"Im 5'9" and i just got my XXL ronin pants, they fit perfect" -urchin