Halo 2

^ i hate you and i hope your seed is wiped form this earth.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

I'm assuming this is a lie. if it isn't a lie, i'll refuse to believe it. I'll lock myself in a closet, sit in the fetal position, and rock back and forth until they make it if this is true.
lier.



Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

i don't nderstand off-axis' point, or where he gets his information from


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

he's just a little bitch. look away and he'll leave.

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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY

have you watched the trailer??

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Mr. Burns: Ice cream scoop.
Smithers: Uh, sir??
Mr. Burns: Damn it Smithers, this is brain surgery not rocket science.

if it doesnt come out, im gonna raid some panties


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel