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The OFFICIAL Skiing makes me horny thread!!

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-Kieran-
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how many does skiing make them horny

post me if it does
Nov 9 2008 10:55PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
its all i think about. nuff said
Nov 9 2008 10:55PM
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Chaz
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
skating makes me horny!

Nov 9 2008 10:56PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
for men?
Nov 9 2008 10:57PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
your serious about that huh
Nov 9 2008 11:00PM
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kenevil
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 31
not sexually, but metaphorically speaking, yes
Nov 9 2008 11:02PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
i straight up ride with a massive erection every day of my life. it gets in the way sometimes, but its worth it cause it plows through all the newblets in the front of me.
Nov 9 2008 11:11PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
ya same here thats why all skiers get xxl pants not to look steezy but to hide there boners lol
Nov 9 2008 11:12PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
i hate this guy so much already
Nov 9 2008 11:18PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
has anyone ever gotten one of those boners on the chairlift where it wont go away unless you beat it? yeah i got one of those once, never felt so sexy doing gorilla steezed threes.
Nov 9 2008 11:42PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
ummm no
i have gotten a boner on the chair, when i was really little i remember getting a boner on the chair and skiing with it not knowing what it was
Nov 9 2008 11:57PM
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
hahahahahaha
Nov 10 2008 12:07AM
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Chaz
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
he's as cold as the ice he skates on. he's like dry ice. No, wait! he's colder than that. What's colder than dry ice?
Nov 10 2008 12:11AM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
my heart. lolololol
Nov 10 2008 12:37AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
lol this is totally the wrong idea of this thread
Nov 10 2008 2:11AM
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Cuckoo
Posts: 637 - Karma: 9
SO i was on a lift making out with my girl friend and I got a boner ( NOT FROM HER BUT FROM KNOWING THAT I WAS GOING TO THROW A SICK 720 DOWN NEXT RUN)
Nov 10 2008 6:26PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
wow! That about sums it up.
Nov 10 2008 7:17PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
nope it doesnt but i think about it during sex to last longer
Nov 10 2008 7:23PM
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Chronic_
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its not really snow on the mountain...
Nov 10 2008 7:31PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
thats just what most people think. How do you think people always catch their edges on the sunny bluebird days
Nov 10 2008 7:45PM
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zues
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The thought of skiing gives me a massive erection
Nov 10 2008 7:45PM
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Skroob
Posts: 266 - Karma: 69
For sure
Nov 10 2008 8:30PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
hahaha
Nov 10 2008 8:40PM
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066
I got a boner when i was skiing once, over shot the landing and broke my penis straight off!
Nov 10 2008 8:56PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73

ya ive tried that before but it doesnt seem to work, i just start seing sexy girl in bikinis sliding around on rails, so now i think abotu old people and dinosaurs! works a lot better

Nov 10 2008 9:30PM
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skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
could have just pulled a waistband tuck!
Nov 10 2008 9:55PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
ahhhh im so stoked right now....just finished a 4 hour sesh on my summer setup and i finally got my 450 offs real good....im so horny on skiing
Nov 10 2008 10:18PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
yeah man i just got my switch ups and twosevs out almost down!
Nov 10 2008 10:44PM
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BennyV
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11
dude, I just was adjusting my binding for my new boots and not only did i have a boner the whole time.  I actually did cream my pants.  so im not as horny anymore
Nov 10 2008 10:59PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
lol nice dude thats sick this should be a kick ass winter
Nov 11 2008 8:17PM
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Balto
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haha i have
Nov 11 2008 8:20PM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
yeah skiing makes me horny too, oh wait, i meant your mom sorry got confused.
Nov 11 2008 11:04PM
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Funnel
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Yeah, boner 540s are great too.  Switch boner riding, 270 out now featuring boners, bonerdrags are great, It's like having a whole nother hand!
Nov 11 2008 11:19PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha
Nov 12 2008 8:26AM
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Sleet
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
thank you i fucking hate him too.
Nov 12 2008 2:02PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
bonertaps, cork boners,
all the little children see someone pull something sick and exclaim,
         "wow he got sooooo much dick on that!"
  "ya and he totally creamed on that landing."
                "sick."
Nov 12 2008 5:21PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
I got a boner once when i got a supprise trip from my parents
Nov 12 2008 8:02PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
ya i love to do dick-ups on rails, and sometimes i use my dick as a third pole for speed
Nov 13 2008 3:01AM
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lalalalaura
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ew
Nov 13 2008 3:33AM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
Posts: 160 - Karma: 19
I rock the hesh steeze to wear skiing boner with pride, plus it make boner drags and bonks a lot easier...... Snogasm for life
Nov 13 2008 3:43AM
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whitewater413
Posts: 528 - Karma: 215
i was thinking about this upcoming season and cranked it twice
Nov 13 2008 9:37AM
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