Guido, Also known as the chad in some cirlces.
A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad,
who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by
cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance
which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted
hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake
tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small,
wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also
have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract
attention, and typically drink light beer.
Tell her you aren't in the mood for a safari and that your hairless bedouin is feeling displaced in the savanna.