Teachers... a fucking rant

i;m writing this as i am extremely pissed off right now. so i have this english teacher that not one student likes present or past... and i mean NO ONE. lets call her bitchfuck cause i feel like punching her in the face right now.

earlier this yeah i was out for 3 days with an eye infection from my contacts. i had a bunch of makeup work to do. during the 3 days, an outline for a paper, a 1 page response to a packet 1, a vocab assignment for packet 1, an annotation of packet 2, and another vocab assignment for the Crucible was given out. she also assigned to read the crucible. she gives out work like candy on halloween.

so the day i get back she says, and i type with exact wording... "work at your own pace". so im like nice, i have 4 tests to make up, ill start english in like 3 days. so 2 days later she says "andrew, where is your work, i havent gotten any." in a very very rude manner. she is a bich and is rude all the time. i explain that i had 4 tests to make up in the past 2 days and still havent finished making them up, and she flips and says "my class is just as important as others", and denied that she said work at your own pace. so im like fine, ill do the work. so 2 days later i hand in EVERYTHING with the exception of reading the crucible, which i had begun. this was about 2.5 weeks ago.

she says she wants to meet with me again on friday, (13 days go), and so im like "i handed everything in to your mailbox today" and shes like "wow im impressed with how fast youve caught up. when are you going to make up the crucible quiz?" (i missed the quiz cause i hadent finished) so im like aight, sweet, im all cool with this teacher now. i say, "thursday after school?" and shes like aight.

so the next wednesday shes like andrew go to the other room you have to take your crucible quiz. i say that i havent finished yet cause we agreed upon thursday. she then said no i told you to have it done by monday, and i have to take it. i said no, we agreed on thursday, im not done. she says "refusing to take the quiz? fine, ill see you after class" i see her after class, and shes like fine, thursday

last week, i still hadent gotten anything back. she hands back vocab for the Crucible and 4 people didnt get theirs back, including me. 2 of them were found, but she couldnt find the other 2, including mine. so i talk with her after school again and shes like "the only things if gotten are the packet 1 response, packet 1 vocab, and the outline." i say "i handed in everything i missed" shes like ok ill check again. over the past days before this latest meeting, i had been heckling her to get me my outline back, so i can write my paper. she says itll be in my folder on friday (everyone in the class has a graded work folder), and that she wants my paper by monday. she doesnt come to school on friday, and whattaya know, my outline isnt there.

on monday she met with me again, and i explained again that i already handed everything in. she was like ok ill check again. we had tues off. wednesday, i go to my folder at the end of the day. i took everything with my name on it, because i was in a rush and didnt bother to check. i had to get a ride home from my friend because my rents arent home wednes. i go home, and i get my outline, and everything on packet 1 back (open response and vocab assignment). on the top it says "still missing: paper, vocab for packet 1, vocab for crucible, and packet 2 annotation." so im like what the fuck, i need my outline to write my paper. and im also like, what the fuck, i handed all those in. the third time im like what the fuck, didnt i staple everything about packet 1 together? i take my 1 page response, flip the page, and whattaya know, the vocab is right there. with no grade or anything written on it.

today at school bitchfuck says "can i see you for a minute?" so im like ok... i know exactly what this is about. i explain to her that i handed in everything into her mailbox, and that the vocab assignment was stapled to the back. shes like "nope, youre lying," so i get all pissed and start being rude back. she asks me to show her the stapled packet, and im like "i left it at home because its with my outline, which i need to write my paper with" she accuses me of lying again, so im like do you want my mom to bring it in to show you. bitchfuck says "no" then shes like ok fine. i will see you during your free block with dr earls, the department head. i had dr earls last year, he is an awesome guy and i love him.

so during my free i go and meet with her and dr earls, and shes all like i never got it. she tries to explain what has happened over the past 2 weeks. clearly her memory is worse than the oakland raiders are at making a good team. she explained everything to dr earls wrong, then when i try to correct her she says im being combative. yes i was being very rude, but shes a bitch. so in the end i agree to give her everythig, and its her choice whether to mark it late or not. i talk to dr earls alone for the next 20 mins. i explain to him how bad bitchfuck's memory is. she has asked our class 3 times this week if she has given us scarlet letter work. weve said yes every time. i told him how she said she would have my outline multiple times and didnt have it. dr earls said "well i understand, but unfortunately theres nothing you can do about it". then we just talk cause hes a cool guy and hes like whats your favorite class? and i say latin. he says do you remember the canterbury tales last year? and im like yeah. hes like do you remember radix malorum est cupitidas? and amor vinci (or something along the lines of vin) omnia? and i say "yeah, greed is the root of all evil, and love conquers all" hes clearly impressed by my memory, and seemed to have believed me. he knows how shitty of a teacher bitchfuck is.

i also told him i wouldnt lie (i really wouldnt) about school work, and hes like "yeah, i know" i told him that if i dont have work i tell em straight up i dont have it. hes like "yeah, i remember you handed in a couple papers late last year" i dont make retarded excuses about school work. i dont do much hw, but im honest about it. i tell the teacher i didnt do it.

so all in all, im pissed. my grade is probably gonna be like a c- now instead of a b+ or so. i hate bitchfuck so much





damn that was long.

sparknotes: go read




if youre really that lazy,
sparknotes: teacher lost my makeup work and now my grade suffers for it