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Craziest dreams

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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
i had a CRAZY one last night.

just keep in mind that for some reason i watched top gun earlier that day. and yea i didnt understand it either.

it started out with me and my bro riding in a black chevy cavalier (the one i currently drive). all of a sudden the car broke down. we get out of the car, look at it, and find nothing wrong with it. it just stopped working. then i see a white chevy cavalier (the one i used to drive. pretty much the most amazing car ever). i then explain to my brother, "look at this! this car has two working headlights, two working tail lights, and the directionals work!!!" so we ditch the black cav and get in the white cav (its nickname was "the white wizard" back in the day). so we proceed down the road in the white cav. then, with me driving, i look in the rear view mirror and see that a bunch of cars are coming up on us, most likely to kill us for whatever reason. so i punch the gas, and the car flies. literally. the cav just takes off and flies like a fighter jet. we take off over the trees and fucking haul ass out of there. the car didnt have anything different. no wings, not turbo jets. just a cav. but it flew at at the speeds of a fighter jet. a TOP GUN CAV. so we soar over the world. i felt the g's when we turned. it felt so real. we flew over shea stadium, then cruised to a shipyard with a shitload of containers. we got out, i had this wierd ass cell phone in my pocket. i met up with a chinese man inside one of the containers, split the cell phone in half, gave him half, then walked away. didnt get in the cav. we just walked. then i got woken up by my alarm.

i proceeded to wake up, still dazed at what i just witnessed. then muttered a few words......."what the fuck?"

whats the craziest dream youve ever had??


Nov 6 2008 1:30PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
i was a jedi once. walked into the jedi only bathroom where yoda was taking a pee, went up to the urinal 2 down from him and started going to the bathroom. woke up covered in urine.
Nov 6 2008 1:33PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
haha karma.
Nov 6 2008 4:59PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
pretty much involved me and this really hot, super strait edge girl and a school girl outfit. on her of course.
Nov 6 2008 5:00PM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11
best post ever.
Nov 6 2008 5:21PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
i had this dream two nights ago,
that i was in this little cottage in england.
and it was supposedly haunted by a ghost named mary.
and the cottage was really, really, really small and wooden and really, really, really, really old.
so there was a scientist who was visiting the cottage, and he slept upstairs in the little woodenn room.
now he'd been there a long while, and one night mary had jumped on the side of his bed and almost killed him.
that scared the shit out of this scientist, so now he slept on his side, huddled up on the left side of the bed.
he never moved when sleeping, only got up when it was bright outside, went to bed when it wasnt dark.
and he was huddled there, unmoving.
and so if any one jumped on the bed or if there was a creak in the bed or some kind of form of pressure pushing down on the bed he'd be like wHAT THE FUCK!!!!
And it woudl be bad..
so of course, i was suddenly mary, i was a green ghost, and i thought it would be rediculously funny to jump on the bed and try to kill him.
so i did.
and he jumed straight out of the bed, screaming really loud, then he had a heart attack. died right on the floor in front of me.....


fucking weird.
Nov 6 2008 5:23PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i once had a dream that was like a series, i would go to sleep, have my dream, wake up, and the next time i fell asleep it continued. this went on for like five days. the dream was about walking into Famous Players to go see a movie and in the middle of the movie a bunch of robots came and kidnapped everyone including me and then started dissecting people for whatever reason, and i got loose and then saved everyone and we all had to jump out of this window just as fighter jets came and blew up Famous Player and all the evil robots. it was fucking sweet.
Nov 6 2008 5:27PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Mind if I sig that?
Nov 6 2008 5:30PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17

nope

Nov 6 2008 5:32PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
weird dream #1: i have all my ski stuff and I'm heading to oregon to do some shreading the dream starts out normal take the plane... this is where it gets fucked up, it ends up crashing in Russia!!! i am the only survivor and head to this one house that has a lot fo floors like 5 and in each floor theres someone that wants to kill me so i look around as soon as i see the person i run to the next and so on. when i finally manage to get out i take this white car in front of me and someone gives me the keys... i'm driving very fast down a highway to get to oregon in time... when the cops pull me over and find some cocain in my car then i get in deep shit and wake up haha

weird dream #2: I'm driving a big badass black car with my mom next to me and i tell her to get a lighter i pull out this faaat joint and she starts to light it for me... while i drive haha then seh goes to the back seat and snoop dogg is running behind our car trying to catch up, so my mom opens the trunk gets him inside the car and he freestyles for us while smoking blunts wtf!

and I've had this deam where aliens are out to get the people on earth and everyone is hiding, everyone terrified getting killed, stabed and so on and i have to stay in a dark place for a while looking out for my mom so we dont get killed... its soo scary i hate that dream I dreamed it 3 times in 2 yrs.
Nov 6 2008 5:52PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219

this was like 3 weeks ago, so wierd.

i hear my brother get in the shower and i hear the shower running, and my dad comes into the room all ready to go to work (i was asleep on the couch) and hes like, Hey get up you got to go to work, and i mumble somthing to him and go to sleep again (which i dont do cause we leave for work at the same time) and then my brother comes out and hes younger so he comes and tries to poke me and wake me up and i go back to sleep again.

I wake up AGAIN this time to a noise (a thump of some sort) and scramble into the bathroom cause i think im late, and theres my dad standing in the hallway just out of bed and walking to the kitchen.

i was so confused, i thought they had all left and i had slept in, when they were still asleep and i was dreaming. that entire day was confusing.

Nov 6 2008 6:03PM
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.Apex.
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Most messed up dream i ever had was when  i started off and i was a guest on the view and i was like scared shitless becuase i was surrounded by hitious women right and  so i was trying to escape but i saw like men with rifles in the crowd making sure i dont run. And so half way through this show i look into the crowd and this person winks at me and like mouths hold on and then i started falling down into the ground and then like poped into dr. phil and i felt better but i was still sad but this time i was a veiwer and i was watching so i was like ok then i can just leave so i get up and walk to the back , this is where it is messed, im walking and as im walking these white lights start flashing brighter and brighter and brighter then suddenly i open my eyes and im walking across my room just like i was in my dream . it was pretty sick though
Nov 6 2008 6:12PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16

ok well some of you know that mario cart on wii is like that best thing ever! well i play it for a hour or 2 down at my buds house and some people come over and we get totally blazed and chill and i passed out cuz i was really tired and really high... well when i was sleeping i had a dream that i was racing eveyone on the rainbow track or which over one it is when you in space and the track is alot of colors.. well ya i was dreaming i was racing in it and shit haha so intense!

Nov 6 2008 8:00PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856

BEST THREAD EVER!!!

once, i was having an urban sesh, in the dark-like u cant ur hand in front o ur face-, and the rails are glow in the dark, neon green, pink and blue, and u could not fall off the rail once u got on. SICK. its also on flat ground, but the rail can go up/down/loopity. so i had many perspectives in this dream. one was of course through my eyes, another: my bud's eyes, and another: the camera that was filming me for my PRO SHOOT. I was sesshin it up w/ harry potter -haha-, and the boogeyman (lol) and i was trying to escape from da boogeyman....hahhaha.......  but at some point i remember that i did a 1800 on, 1980 butter, 720 switch up, to 1080 pretzel off (there was a readout like on a video game.) i had that dream each night for a week when i was like 10 yrs old.....

have u ever been in a dream and actually realized that ur dreaming-without waking up-? i did once, and i was flying... pretty sick, flew over everest, the alps..... they were all mts, wierd.........

keep em coming!

Nov 6 2008 10:58PM
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Mr_W00
Posts: 164 - Karma: 12

yeah so me and this one girl, one of my guy friend who looked like a girl in the dream, and this one kid have havent seen in months, and i were sitting in an elevator. so there were 4 lawn chairs and we were talking about how the chair felt like how staberrys tast, but we were all fighting over on chair that felt like it tasted like a straberry milkshake.

lets just say i woke up thinking "What the Fuck?"

Nov 6 2008 11:25PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
hahahaha
Nov 9 2008 11:43AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332

Yea... last night I had a dream that i lived in this giant mansion.  The problem was no one would tell me why i lived there, and I had no idea how i got there.  I had no job and too much money to count.  Instead of feeling good I went insane and started freaking out. It was not pleasurable at all...

Then I woke up sweating and that was probaly the scariest dream ever!!

Nov 9 2008 12:17PM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
I have a recurring dream that I am still in college, and its close to graduation, but there is this one class that I just never went to and now I'm going to fail bc of it... Its not too different than my actual college experience tho, I basically stole my degree from that place aahaha
Nov 9 2008 1:03PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I just woke up and had a dream them John Candy and I were at the titty bar. Quite strange.
Nov 9 2008 1:07PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
yeah man look up lucid dreaming its pretty sweet shit
Nov 9 2008 2:49PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
So I go to take a piss, and the toilet bowl is all rusted over, and it looks like an octopus head. Then I remembered that octopussies could always use more vitamins, so I peed on it's head.
Nov 9 2008 4:22PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
i had a dream that i was skiing on some mountain then i hit something and got airborne then just started flying. i went everywhere then i landed in a parking lot got in someones whip then drove down this trippy ass road with a bunch of trees n shit it was awesome when i was flying but then the forest scared me so i woke up and found out that this movie waking life was on the tv so i started watching it and that only enhanced my experiences so i went outside and walked around some lwatched all the snow makers making snow then got cold and went inside to sleep...it was a fun night!
Nov 9 2008 4:51PM
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SK1ERDUDE
Posts: 1365 - Karma: 51
One time i had a dream where i could walk on the clouds. it was so sweet!
Nov 9 2008 5:08PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
hahahahaha wtf
Nov 10 2008 2:44PM
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