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I smell like Wax Stripper!
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Just got home from work and I've been waxiing and tuning skis alll night.
The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
i should care because...?
'Spare me your biblical back-peddling nonsense!' - Atreyu
**Viva La Resistance**
do/did you at least smell citrus'ie or like straight up acetone?
Hope you didn't try to impress the ladies smelling like that.
Wax stripper means snow for me, cuz when the wax stripper comes out, I go to the snow, and that is a very good thing my freinds, and since it smells like an orage I can wear it to school to remind me of what is going to happen.
im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
are you just wanting to tell people you smell or secretly screaming accept me i work in a shop im cool!
i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
i think you should take that wax and shove it up your ass
In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.
winter park hit the nail on the head
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
i think that telephone should reverse shove his own ass up it. im a funster.
smoke bud, it gets you high.
COC session E
'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime
Anytime you smell like a stripper, you should feel good!
What is the colour of a mirror?
'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha
NS hockey pool champion: 2003
i hate that stuff... it stinks and it makes skis all... greasy.
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
i stuuck some wax up my ass once it hurt like hell
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