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the ultimate gaper outfit
im thinkin levi's, gun club jacket, rear entry boots, and a baseball cap. what do you think?
Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
you think that qualifies as gaper? i always think gapers as kids, who only think they can ski. clothing is generally not an issue. except for the gaper gap (forehead showing between goggles and hat). usually assign the title gaper to kids who 'tuck' but have skis in a wedge, and other skiing trends along those lines.
Just chill and have an ice cold...
^you mean the 'tourist tuck' bent over at the waist with the poles sticking straight up in the air?
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^ i like the toursit tuk
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I personaly just love the MIAMI Dolphens starter puff jackets. I mean, why do they need puff jackets in miami anyway? it just seems like an oxymoron.
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haha the gaper gap, now that you mention it, I do see that alot....hmm
Ill Smoke you on the slopes
My favorite 'gaper' was a family all wearing hunting jackets (BLAZE ORANGE) and so my friend and I went by them a few times laughing before we decided to hit them. So we ran into them and we all crashed and we were like, 'Dude I couldn't see you, sorry!'
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im thinking its not halloween, dont dress like a retard.
wow, lets make fun of people learning how to ski and are not super rich. Would u rather have starter jackets or gucci suits?
SMC Jib posse suckaz
a gucci suit
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the florescent colored thing that keeps your sunglasses around your neck
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my favorite is the old ladys who still ski there 190s with a one piece, buttskirt and their hair all done up, o and sunglasses
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jean's, a smoke,old school avators, dirty old hat. and a ripped up old jean jacket.
I am a skier because skiing needs a future
no offense to them, but the black people that come up to KB from buffalo, they are so funny to watch ski. jeans, puff jacket, rear entries, you name it. they bomb down the hill and fall at the end, funniest thing to watch. oh yea, one time a little kid, walking into the rental building, WITH HIS SKIS STILL ON! it was so damn funny, lol. i see a lot of the tourist tuck, and all these little kids come into the park, and i want to fucking spear them. also old people in the park, thinking they are hip piss me off to no end.
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im diggin the carhartt overalls and new england patriots jacket (jets if you're in NY or NJ). on the east those people are called joeys.
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My friend's dad was hitting the slopes in his carhart snowsuit and his olin mark IV's. So awesome.
Indians man: blue zebra strpe jogging pants tucked into your boots. neon headband, gelled hair. work gloves and a John Deere vest over longjohns.
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starter jacket and gaper gap... or neon orange fleece suit with matching super-long hat, as seen at crystal mountain.
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what you call the tourist tuck, i call the texas tuck... i mean think about it, candide is a tourist.... but everyone knows texans cant ski.... haha just kiddin to all you lone stars
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The Power is Yours!'
But still Greedlys and Blights trash our planet It's up to us to say, 'We won't stand it!' Raise your voice and challenge your peers Say it's way cool to be Planeteers!
whatever bryangallant just happens to be wearing
haha tourist tuck... u sure do see that shit alot
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I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses
i rather see the tourists in those clothes than brand new wisdoms w/ fire lenses and every new piece of equipment out there who don't know how to strap on their board or skis
mommy, u r one sketchy kid
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mike ski you must grab your ankles a lot
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yup on the east, we call them joeys... where'd gaper come from, ive never heard of it?
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orange hunting vests 197 straight olins and rental boots
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