va jay jayyyyyy, the word slips the lips, no pun intended bitches i'm just tryin ta move ya hips, yea...my name's logan, afterbangin like brogan, not with the skis with the ladies, got at least ten babies-sirfyrantor
i had a sesh at my friends house from like 5-8:30, came home adn got like 10 pieces of candy becasue everyone was done with it, then on the way home from getting free ice cream at stewarts, some person asked if i wanted the rest of theirs becasue they were done for the night, so they dumped the whole bowl into my bag
basically it was a pretty sick holloween for me for once, minus the fact that all the vagina had left before i got there.
Parkboy: If you don't want to take the prescription meds, you can try out this herb called St. Johns Wort.
Rainbow*Stylin: i think you spelled marijuana wrong
One year when i was like six, some punk ass kids threw our pumpkins at our front door. We never got the stain out.
"â€¦when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 18.104.22.168.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
Earlier some kid was fucking kicking my door because it took me more than 10 seconds to get the door. I opened the door and said, no candy for you and turned all the lights off. He kicked it ran off and tripped on the damn step. I opened the door and said "yeah asshole how do you think my door feels?" He got hella embarrassed in front of all his other friends. Usually though I'm not that much of a dick. Now tomorrow my parents are gonna make me clean off all his big marks his foot left on my door.