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Jesus crashed his speedboat...

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miralas
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its cool though...he said he'll come back for his shoe later...
Oct 29 2008 9:10PM
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[~_~]
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Jesus is an adrenaline junkie.
Oct 29 2008 9:11PM
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timmi
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thats hilarious.
but hes fucked.
Oct 29 2008 9:14PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Es ist sehr alt.
Oct 29 2008 9:14PM
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Dhane
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yea, it def is. haha, but that guy is fucked!
Oct 29 2008 9:16PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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RUN JESUS RUN!
Oct 29 2008 9:17PM
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littlebski
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hahah this is awesome!!!!!
Oct 29 2008 9:19PM
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spliff.Life
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true that
Oct 29 2008 9:21PM
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hellomynameisjef
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remember when high speed motor boat racing: Jesus always wins
Oct 29 2008 9:22PM
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coolhandluke
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good thing he wasn't wearing his seatbelt and was able to make a quick exit before the boat flipped
Oct 29 2008 9:22PM
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miralas
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jesus always wears his seatbelt. but he's also the only man that knows when its a good time to take it off. this was one of those times...
Oct 29 2008 9:29PM
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ThaLorax
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Oct 29 2008 9:32PM
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Balto
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haha im saving that
Oct 29 2008 9:37PM
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BKlein
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That was great +++ k
Oct 29 2008 9:37PM
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scott-skis
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haha good find man
Oct 29 2008 9:48PM
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mellifluous
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hahaha
Oct 29 2008 9:50PM
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zerospinskier
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Haha yeah. There's supposed to be a caption that says

"Never race jesus in a speedboat

The fucker will just get out and run"

Oct 29 2008 9:54PM
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Caveman.
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ahahaha
Oct 29 2008 10:02PM
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GreenStezz
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.............
Oct 29 2008 10:10PM
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reverendwrong
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WWJD? hed afterbang that shit
Oct 29 2008 10:13PM
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Manbearpig..
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haha
Oct 29 2008 10:45PM
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timmi
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yes? can i help you?
Oct 30 2008 1:26AM
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Funnel
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same here
Oct 30 2008 1:54AM
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A_Davis
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shit that pic is epic can u imagine if that was u i would have that pic all over my house
Oct 30 2008 2:43AM
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Steezy_Street
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hahaha funny shit
Oct 30 2008 5:34AM
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skiEER
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that picturse is amazing
Oct 30 2008 8:58AM
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skiP.E.I.
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt what an awesome picture that could be an Epic Fail pic if the guy wasn't running on water.
Oct 30 2008 11:00AM
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