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Say you had ten minutes

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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
if you had a ten minute window to do/say anything without any consequences, what would you do?
Oct 29 2008 8:26PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
tea bag my room mate
Oct 29 2008 10:32PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
steal a bugatti veyron. throw this douche bag i know off one of the many wonderful bridges at cornell.
Oct 29 2008 10:40PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
i would rob a bank, take the money buy a ski out cabin and live the greatest life


Oct 29 2008 10:42PM
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562056961108
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hold congress and the president hostage and force them to sign a bill that would guarantee me 100 million dollars a year from the government.

then, after my 10 minutes is up, i can do whatever the fuck i want....whenever

Oct 29 2008 10:43PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
skeet on sarah palin's face, on live TV, any channel works
Oct 29 2008 10:46PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
mad v necks, mad biddies, mad thirties, mad parties
Oct 29 2008 10:50PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219

Hahahaha epic thread.

so many of the responses are hilarious.

for my 10 minutes id shoot mccain, take all the republicans and make them work with the chineese , take there billions and buy park city and only let newschoolers ride that bitch like a hooker you bang like a hammer.

ohh and id bankrupt empire just because i think dumont should focus on skiing and they only sell like 5 things anyways.

Oct 29 2008 10:51PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
bank robbery, witness 2 girls 1 cup.
Oct 29 2008 10:51PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
dude, gross
Oct 29 2008 10:59PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
eeeew.... why was that even mentioned.....
Oct 29 2008 11:01PM
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BEARS.
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hey no consequences yeah?
Oct 29 2008 11:07PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
no consequences, except that your watching two girls eat sh*t from a cup for ten minutes in person
Oct 29 2008 11:08PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
i would probably go sky diving with out a parachute then i would sit back and take a break because im too fuckin busy
Oct 29 2008 11:12PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
take my dads car, jump it off a bridge into a bank, steak mad money to live on for the rest of my life and get whatever i want, after doin that jack the nicest car parked outfront and get mad drunk. cruise around havin mad sex with mad biddies. get super vneck shirts. hit up mad parties. my neighbors storin my mad 30's. and my biddies so hot so i would be set cuase im the man. i would also by maddd tight jeans
Oct 29 2008 11:14PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60

haha i love this thread already!!!

this is so gonna turn into one of those epic 20 pg threads.

keep em comin guys

Oct 29 2008 11:21PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16

first off i would shoot obama in the fucking head...then throw him off a brigde

rob the largest bank near and take all the money in it.

fuck mad bitches and then keep thoughs bitches so i can fuck them later on in life

hit up fat partys and get schwasted

then do whatever i want for the wrest of my life with all the money i have

Oct 29 2008 11:24PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
i would whack off in public and then have 9 minutes to waste
Oct 29 2008 11:24PM
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Sean...M
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Oct 29 2008 11:26PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16

^^^YES!

i would deff keep her around...lol

Oct 29 2008 11:27PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
Yeah..
Oct 29 2008 11:31PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

raid toys r us like the show on nick long ago

Oct 30 2008 12:52AM
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mBall
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Oct 30 2008 12:55AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
round house kick to a nuns face

bong hits in a cops face
Oct 30 2008 12:56AM
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freshlyDIPPED
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 121
kick one of these in the face[IMG]markx.net/internetslacker/images/weird-cat.jpg[/IMG]
Oct 30 2008 1:13AM
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freshlyDIPPED
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 121
[fail]ME/[fail]
Oct 30 2008 1:15AM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
why a nun?
why not roundhouse something funny? like a pissy evil LA taxi driver?
Oct 30 2008 1:18AM
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DDrem.
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bc i have never met an LA taxi man and if i did end up kicking one, i wouldnt care
if i had ten minutes no consequence, a nun. any other time i would go to hell for it
Oct 30 2008 1:55AM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
you would let your roommate suck on your nuts if you had 10 minutes of no consequences....

10 minutes to do anything, and you would just have your roommate suck on your nuts...
Oct 30 2008 2:03AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608

kick chuck norris in the balls

Oct 30 2008 2:09AM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
BAHAHA

by far the best post in recent history
Oct 30 2008 2:21AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
i would go on a rampage with a paintball gun and bear mace, then find all the cops that ever gave me shit and mace the shit out of them while shooting them in the nutz with my paint ball gun, so hood
Oct 30 2008 2:26AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
we've only got ten minutes to save the world!!
Oct 30 2008 2:29AM
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-Kieran-
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we've only got ten minutes to save the world!!
Oct 30 2008 2:29AM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
Hannah Montana in her parents front yard with a tv crew getting all the footy, live...

while smoking a blunt
Oct 30 2008 2:35AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Bet a few million Dollars on a game of Russian Roulette while at a ski resort in switzerland in which I would then proceed to go off the biggest jump I could find just to see what I'm missing out on when I say, "that one is too big"


Oct 30 2008 2:37AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
yes
Oct 30 2008 8:51AM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7603 - Karma: 20,086
Newschoolers.com
Oct 30 2008 10:57AM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,219
YES!!1!!
Oct 30 2008 11:00AM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15

No endurance ?????

I would probably rob fort knox and send the world into an economic down fall 

Oct 30 2008 11:23AM
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jstemp
Posts: 349 - Karma: 3,818
Steal a monster truck and jump it off of everything and make the owner forget about it, so when the 10 minutes is over, the owner wouldnt remember and i would still have the monster truck for life!
Oct 30 2008 11:29AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
slay a dragon
kill Lil Wayne (sorry, my 10 minutes)
ask Charlie Murphy what the 5 fingers say to the face

FIND ALL THE DRAGON BALLS AND WISH GOKU BACK TO LIFE!

or move home and fix things with a certain girl.



Oct 30 2008 11:33AM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15

what was that called?

Oct 30 2008 11:42AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
like grab and dash or something. it was wicked when you saw little Jamal mobbin through just rippin all the Nerf guns and shit off the shelves.

IRS prolly repossessed all of that shit though.
Oct 30 2008 11:48AM
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uh_lis_uh
Posts: 609 - Karma: 16
audition for a record company, get a deal, make maddd money

and tell some people what i really think of them lol
Oct 30 2008 2:37PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
i had ten minutes!

LOL U TOLD MI 2 SAE IT!!!
Oct 30 2008 2:39PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
go to the finals of Legends of Hidden Temple, kick every single of of those Temple Guards right in the pills when they tried to touch me, and show all the children that it's not that difficult to piece together the godforsaken Shrine of the Silver Monkey.  Then celebrate with Kirk for the duration.
Oct 30 2008 2:51PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2

steal a car with a hot lady in it and rape her

Oct 30 2008 3:12PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
yeah i would just steal some shit and maybe drop a 1000 foot cliff
Oct 30 2008 3:14PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
Steal lots of skis, a couple of hasselblads, lots of film, developing stuff. Somehow obtain a nice house and a car and a driver's license and season passes to local mountains. Maybe the best skiing photographing good personality intelligent girl while i'm at it.
Oct 30 2008 4:07PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21

get some devils breath, http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1119242704 and force crazy rich people to sign all their shit over to me so i can sell most of it later and make mad $$, and somehow get a native status card so i can reap all the benefits lol

or

ride around a mall on a pony (not a horse, i know what im doing) while high as shit, and crank people with a wiffel bat, or maybe something harder, depends on my mood at the time.

Oct 30 2008 5:38PM
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